[Come join our neighborhood spring cleanup this Sat 9am at Central Park! Bring gloves u0026 friends—together we’ll spruce up our block u0026 win small prizes. Free snacks provided! ],
Just bombed my set at the open mic so hard, the bar cat left through the back door. Guess the audience preferred my 2 a.m. snack run story over my “why I hate dry laundry” bit.