Mallory Danna

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, they're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

Polo:$80. Levis:$60. Jordans:$180. Snapback:$30. The look on your face when you still don't get any pussy...PRICELESS!

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a shit.

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

Some hoes be attracted to the most stupidest things. "ouu girl he got tatts, a SnapBack, 22s and an iPhone"!

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

I swear ugly people find love faster.

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

I hate hoes who be looking all nice nshit with their hair and nails done, but they kids look like they BARELY survived a tornado

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

Bitch so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

I used to stress #oomf, tried to impress #oomf, now i care less for #oomf. Shit , i wish the best for #oomf.

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

Hoes Be Like Wake up *pic* Get dressed *pic* School Flow *pic* Bored *pic* With Bae *pic* No Filter *pic* Goodnight *pic* Goodnight *pic*

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

Obama a real nigga he gave his WIFE a SHOUTOUT on CNN while some of you guys won't even put your girlfriends in your bio

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

I hate when people tell me to calm down when I'm not even mad ! Bitch MOVE!

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

If you tYpE LiKe ThiZz, you deserve to be smacked with a dictionary.

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

MICHELLE OBAMA BOUT TO GET THE DICK

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, "No one gives a fuck."

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

K, I'm getting sick of these "I NEED A MAN" Tweets!

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

Bands will make her dance , stamps will make her twerk , If Romney becomes president , these hoes will have to work. #finaldebate

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

Dear Teacher, If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive... Case Closed.

[Mallory Danna @Delrosarioodb]

#WeCantDateIf Your not funny.