Delta Airways

Parody account of @Delta

We are here to listen to your concerns and then promptly ignore them

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@jasmine_00001 @Delta We got you half way there you're welcome #delta

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@Timschen @Delta Your luggage was confiscated because you tried to smuggle copious amounts of kinder eggs. They were #delicious #delta #deltaairlines

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@jasmine_00001 @Delta It looks like you were randomly selected to participate in our "rabid hedgehogs as staff" program. Thanks for your input! #Delta #hedgehogs

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According to gravity, planes can't fly at all. It's been an optical illusion this whole time #science #aviation

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@CWhit19 @Delta In all fairness we weren't planning on you to be pregnant already #shotgunwedding

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@Bjohnson172002 @Delta Thanks for the input we checked the logs and found that engine was mistakenly filled with Nutella, not jet fuel #mybad

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Hello Twitter! We are here for complaints, concerns, or inappropriate would you rather questions! #Delta #Airplanes