bryn💖🌸🎀

bitch with terrible vibes

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

Since I'm a feminist, I love dudes with an aura of misery surrounding them, can't stand to see them happy and smiling

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

"I fucking hate organized religion and it ruined my weekend" - bestie whose gym was closed for easter

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

There is a matcha shortage?!?! first we lost our reproductive rights and now we are losing matcha lattes?!?! BAD time to be a women

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

it's my birthday so that means everyone has to treat me like a beloved family dog that is getting euthanized tomorrow

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

@withuonmyside Daft Punk is playing at my house

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

EVERY. SINGLE. CITY. in America (>10000 people) should have a real houses wives franchise, give me real housewives of Bend Oregon

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

Just found out that my bestie of 21 years blocked me on tik tok

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

In F1 it must be so wilding dehumanizing to get get out of your crushed million dollar race car and get into the passenger seat of a minivan

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

@buggirl 2 duvets in one cover

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

call me a supermutt the way I got so much dog in me

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

Can’t believe that a girl on slavic ED twitter has a more normal looking fridge than me

[postmodern joan of arc @postnuclearjoan]

how do i escape the slavic-models-eating-disorder-tok that i was put on against my will

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

The next person to piss me off is getting me sent to jail for aggravated assault I swear to god

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

Thanks mom

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

@inathestallion I will be buried in my Birkenstocks, they are worth the price but if I were to get another pair I'd size down

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

I’ve had this video saved on my phone since 2019 and I have yet to find anything funnier

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

My toaster oven need to be euthanized

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

Texting this pic to my landlord who apparently doesn’t think I need AC

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

Just occurred to me today that If I’m going to have a power strip plugged into a power strip…. Plugged into a power strip… I should probably get renters insurance… right…?

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

Born to drink domestic light beers and watch movies… forced to work

[bryn💖🌸🎀 @DeltaBetaEboi]

Mad at my friend for calling Ronald Regan evil white boy of the month