Maybe Matthew Guy should have taken some pointers from Keith Wolahan and worn merch with his name on it so more people would know who he is #VicVotes2022
@9NewsMelb What can I say, the early 00's footy graphics used for the 2022 Victorian State Election coverage are a glorious achievement for the work experience kid #VicVotes2022
@TitusNation How's the Australian re-education camp going? 🤫 We recently voted out the former Conservative government because they were doing nothing about climate change. Including those Conservatives that only represented their own lust for power and not the constituents who voted for them
@TheTweetOfGod@elonmusk Just remember if he does want immortality, you can always have him complete the move a rock up the hill thing, like Zeus did with Sisyphus
@triplej Holden out good, just about to Ford the Pontiac river in the Jeep, hoping to not be Nissan out on getting to Grandma's in time to help her fix her Toyota
There's a State Premier, Health Minister, and Chief Health Officer giving an 11am Coronavirus press conference about localised spread on a weekend. I feel strangley comforted by this #SNAFU
It is now official, Victoria has earned its moniker as the Mexico of Australia. Unlike our northern hemisphere counterpart, we had NSW pay for our wall 😂
Well that just happened, I walked past Bill Shorten on the same street that has a dry cleaner with a sign in the window offering "Shorten Pants $12.50" 😂 #auspol#AusVotes2019
Happy last day of the EANZACster Holiday period.
Where we celebrate fertility, birth, the Northern Hemisphere Spring, resurrection of a middle age man after crucifixion, and the hope that only can only be found during war through losing many lives in an unwinnable campaign 1/2