dr. funkenstein

chef boy-are-we-fucked; I am not drunk enough to be tits out; GETTIN DRUNK N EATIN MEAT

[dr. funkenstein @DeltaGammaXray]

Made a tribute to my boy Steve Irwin

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I signed a Master Promissory Note with the Dept. Of Education, never with a 3rd party company that sells my debt to others. If they dissolve, im therefore out of legal obligations to repay said debt since the original loaner no longer exists. Dude cancelled student loans lol

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

If the Department of Education doesn't recognize our degrees, we won't acknowledge our student loans.

It's literally that simple.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

If the Department of Education doesn't recognize our degrees, we won't acknowledge our student loans.

It's literally that simple.

[dr. funkenstein @DeltaGammaXray]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @aboutKP Sounds pretty Communist to me. Thought you don’t do that Donny jr.

[Patricia Yamane @yamane_patricia]

Best one yet!

[dr. funkenstein @DeltaGammaXray]

Speaking into this deafening void but have to say Drake won’t be able to hold his head high anywhere. Super Bowl dusted you again buddy, time to change it up!

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

No

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@lydiakauppi I’ve seen a cyber truck north of Bruce Crossing before. Passed them on my way to G-Grandparents graves in Pelkie. Got a county road named after my family too!

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@planet_farm Who we rolling up on, I’ll have eggs and hot dogs and toilet paper fully loaded

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@TheBoysTV Super School should be good with the Guardians of Godolkin! Can’t wait!

[dr. funkenstein @DeltaGammaXray]

@TheBoysTV the fucking end… 😭😭😭

[dr. funkenstein @DeltaGammaXray]

@planet_farm listen dawg, Glep is somethin 😏😩

[Hunter @Wolffe104]

Boys, guess who just got a call to make the former president smile

[dr. funkenstein @DeltaGammaXray]

Shout out to all my SOU Paint crew homies; yall really didn’t share how difficult this shit is. Granted I’m not being hounded by O’skater, this shit is HARD

[dr. funkenstein @DeltaGammaXray]

@vanny_ressa Confirm

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@lizzieohreally Was exactly my parents sentiments when they traveled with me and my sister. “We would LOVE having a seat without a kid but idk about the other people…”

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@planet_farm HUH? I MAY THINKS REMEMBER?

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@vanny_ressa yes, all of this. I would want all this too

[dr. funkenstein @DeltaGammaXray]

@vanny_ressa listen I hope this is just framing him, there better be some goddamn cheesecake