JakeOlson

[los @losdrums]

All of us delivery drivers rn

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

Gonna start an only fans but for people with poop fetish’s. It’s gonna be called “only poops”

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

Primary vocal tracking ☑️

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

Who wants 30 feet of tour rig in their yard/driveway? No? Me either.

[Bryan Miller @realbryanmiller]

I hope this doesn’t make people in Wisconsin start drinking.

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

@banqerhanqer Bless you son.

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

Our father who arnt in Lambeau, Lombardi be thy name. The game day comes, it shall be won, in San Fran as it is in Green Bay. Give us these touchdowns and forgive those who score against us. Lead us to the Super Bowl.
Amen.

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

I had a dream that I got to meet the entire cast of Cheers. It was the happiest I ever saw myself.

[Peter Bukowski @Peter_Bukowski]

Za'Darius Smith led the NFL in

Pressures
Pressure Rate
Sacks Created
Amazing sack dances

He was the most effective pass rusher in football this season full stop and a great reminder sack totals are overrated.

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

@mtl7__ I always about keeping a pin map of all the places I’ve played shows at but then I thought that all the Walmart bathrooms I’ve masturbated in would be cooler.

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

@tylerokaycool Do itttttt

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

@savannahhhsmith Well played mom.

[Bruce Irons @BruceIronsNFL]

NFC North 2019 Division Leader by week:

1: Packers
2: Packers
3: Packers
4: Packers
5: Packers
6: Packers
7: Packers
8: Packers
9: Packers
10: Packers
11: Packers
12: Packers
13: Packers
14: Packers
15: Packers
16: Packers

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

I mean what am I waiting for.

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

Think I might fuck around and get my face tattooed

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

Fuck Duluth Minnesota. I had the option to drive through there today and I avoided it like the plague.

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

Im like 4 highlifes, 3 Irish whiskeys, 2 egg nogs and a partridge in a pear tree deep right now.

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

Fuck you mom I hope I shoot my god damn eye out. I’ll roll out of here looking like nick fury up in this bitch I don’t care!

[JakeOlson @DeltaJake]

@Cassie_Sue How I never ended up in that page is beyond me.