@modernHealthMe I’ve had this procedure done. It’s an eerie quiet feeling when the heart pauses beating. Probably more so because up until then my heart felt like it was beating fast enough to explode, then suddenly nothing.
@MichaelHol38993@nancy_hamm1 Broke my elbow in 1st grade. The bone was hanging out thru the skin tear. They made me take a bath and scrubbed me, put on clean clothes before they took me to the hospital. Back when they gave us ether ☹️ and plaster casts.
@iamgabesanchez@USAbetrayed When I see how many people believe this parody I start questioning my own reality. Please MAGAs, if you get any of that money go buy a sense of humor.
I live in a small MAGA town.
I know MAGA people. I drink with them. I talk to them. I study them.
They’re not the loud Twitter yappers, at least most of them. They’re quieter. Slower. But the delusion runs deep, just bottled up in passive smiles and soft voices.
A few weeks ago, one of them tried to convert me at a bar. He knew I wasn’t into the Trump cult, but he started soft. Calm voice. Friendly tone.
“Mario, you’re white. You can drink a lot, you eat meat, “he was just surprised that I was eating rare burger” and drinking vodka chasing it with Guinness. He also said, “You’re one of us. You should feel proud.”
That’s their seduction tactic.
Not facts. Not logic. Just subtle tribal grooming.
“You’re white. You drink. You belong.”
It was almost sweet, in a sad, culty way.
Like a Jehovah’s Witness trying to sell you eternal life with a shaky brochure and cheap suit.
But let’s talk about the whole ecosystem.
The truth.
MAGA men?
Most are not warriors.
They’re out-of-shape, insecure, jealous small-town boys who peaked in high school, still clinging to stories from when they “almost went pro” or “should’ve been in the military.”
They’re proud of being able to drink a case of light beer, drive a truck, and scream about freedom while their knees buckle from sugar and rage.
They’re easy to manipulate because they don’t ask questions.
They don’t read.
They react.
They memorize memes like scripture and repeat them like gospel.
They think being loud equals being right.
They think the world is laughing with them.
It’s not.
The world’s laughing at them, when it’s not just ignoring them entirely.
MAGA women?
They’re caught in a brutal paradox, constantly screaming about how proud and strong they are, while reshaping every inch of their body to meet a fake beauty standard pushed by the very system they claim to hate.
Plastic lips. Inflated cheeks. Eyelashes thick as windshield wipers.
Trying to look rich while shopping clearance at Walmart.
They scream about “natural family values” while injecting Botox and collapsing into MLM scams that promise empowerment through overpriced lipstick.
They mock liberals for being “gender confused” while wearing more synthetic parts than a Barbie made in a Russian factory.
Here’s the thing: MAGA America isn’t just backward.
It’s boring. MAGA folks are simply subsimple.
There’s nothing imaginative about it. No new culture. No innovation. No ideas.
They don’t invent, they imitate.
They don’t challenge, they chant.
It’s the same five phrases over and over.
The same flag. The same truck. The same outfit.
Patriot cosplay.
And that’s why the world doesn’t just hate MAGA.
It forgets it.
Because once the shouting stops, there’s nothing under the hood.
Just cheap beer breath, fake smiles, and a belief that whiteness and loudness are still enough to matter.
You want the brutal truth?
Even without Trump, even without the cult, most of them would still be irrelevant.
Not because they’re evil.
But because they chose comfort over growth.
Tribalism over truth.
Imitation over imagination.
They don’t want to understand the world.
They want the world to stay small enough to understand them.
And that’s the saddest, most humiliating part.
@Thebestfigen @tc22356 I wish I could feel sorry for him, but I just feel sorry for the animals that are killed so people like him can collect a head, horn, or other trophy. Hiding behind a high powered rifle with a scope is cowardly and calling them game hunters is a joke.
@MossingWithYou@loonlake55 LOL "Could afford to have siblings?" 6 kids in my family because there was no birth control pill. 4th daughter so hand me downs were times 3. Poor as church mice yet dad had a degree with a "good job". NO vacations, ever. Yeah, only rich in our minds as kids tend to be.
She is so tickled at this video and the comments that were made. Comment sections can be HILARIOUS and I loved these! Got the Little Debbie 😂😭🤣 Enjoy! 🤣🤣🤣