DeltaHawk🦋

[hahadoodoopeepee @carlander20]

@TheTumboy more like penis colada am i right

[AT&T @ATT]

@burntpeanutclip Aura + motion = TheBurntPeanut

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

straight up bro everyone fuckin hates you and wishes you werent around at all lol

[the Rich @Duderichy]

this is the truth for most people

[DINGUS HONGUS @theweevilguy]

bought a "cozy game" and refunded it in 15 minutes bc i got bored

[g @34rths]

Dear diary I have to lock in tomorrow and fix Everything and do everything

[NemmyDesu | Commissions Open🦔🦔 @NemuiDaysu]

#LIKED #MANIFESTING

[swagmonkey76 @swagmonkey76]

New slang just dropped‼️‼️ 🚨

“on bob”

Meaning = on SpongeBob’s LIFE

Like + retweet to spread the word ❤️

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Is it ethical to love me

[۟ @naivelarke]

at my hrt appt and the nurse was like ‘let’s reconfirm ur gender identity stuff, what do u identify as’ and I was like ‘transgender…. Female……’ and she was like ‘honey transgender women are women’ like super sternly and I was so embarrassed #outwoked

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Bernie Sanders begins this pathetic face-saving attempt with one of the most disgusting genocidal atrocity propaganda lies: That "1200 innocents" were killed on October 7, that "Hamas began this war", and "Israel had the right to defend itself like anyone". He also regurgitates his deranged "defensive/offensive arms" propaganda, vowing to forever send what he now says is a genocidal regime infinite arms and funds to continue its genocide but hidden behind "defensive arms", which includes all the jets and tanks used to bomb and massacre and burn babies alive, the artillery, the missile systems, the essential military infrastructure, while only seeking to temporarily pause less than 1% of irrelevant weapons he calls "offensive". A pure genocidal fanatic scumbag huckster.

[Thurnis Haley Fanpage @bestgolfhaley]

repost if you’re older than raining tacos or like taller women overstimulating you

[Hassan @hasn4na]

I've kissed everyone at Quetta chai restaurant

[miri 🍂 @aamimiri]

I do not "have a study method", I do not do "study plans". I sit down and read, and if I don't remember what I read, I KILL MYSELF

[basith @basithladoo]

instagram used to be "here's my blurry lunch and a random shoe on the floor" now it's "here's my curated museum of self worth" as if every post gotta pass a vogue cover test. stop second guessing your own posts.

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

#shenothingonmynothing

[Aleks Phoenix @AleksPhoenix]

When it’s 3 am but you had a cold brew at 6 pm