Delusional Hoosier

Not even remotely daunted #NeverDaunted

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

Done

[Hoosier Comrade @hoosier_comrade]

Idea the B1G logo but with a Cig instead of a 1

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

I too have bet tens of thousands of dollars on Indiana football and I have never appeared in a college football game. The double standard is ridiculous. @TexasTechFB please let me suit up this season #sorsby #bullshit

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

Under appreciated vacation activity is drinks in the hotel bar an hour or two before dinner with your pops. Nothing beats $20 cocktails on the old man, plus you’re inebriated enough to put up with your sister’s bullshit at dinner #yesplease #expand

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

@INDIANA_PSYCHO This is awesome, thanks for sharing Psycho

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

@hoosier_hater While you’re at it, grab Jerry Sandusky to coach the linebackers

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

Monshun Sales, welcome to Bloomington you’re gonna look great in Crimson

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

After seeing the work ethic of the homeless folk dumpster diving for warm beers from students moving out, the snow would’ve been clear in 6 hours if Whitten offered them Coors light as payment for shoveling

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

@sportsfan_318 Smokeworks whiskey bar isn’t top 3 but deserves an honorable mention for underrated bars

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

@MattLovesVinyl @AriWasserman Indiana “only” had 8 draft picks because 11 starters are coming back next year bozo

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

I blame Netanyahu and the Hysterics for giving me two finals including an 8:00 am the day before I graduate, absolutely ruined the last week of college

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

Evil Mr. Kilroy just charged me $10 cover to take grad pics on the front patio #shrink #KillRoys

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

Jordan Rayford is exempt from strays tonight he served our country for 6 months or something like that

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees and the trees say what does Josh Harris even do other than drink

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

Maybe if Jasai Miles spent less time at the bar he’d be committed by now. Have fun at Texas A&M Corpus Christi buddy

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

Jasai Miles why are you at Sports please get the fuck out of Bloomington transfer already pipsqueak

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

I blame @CFBHeather

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

Who am I allowed to blame for the fact that I have 5 finals next week. Just give me my fucking diploma and let me enjoy my last few days before 40 years of hell

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

Ended last day of classes than with a double chicken and guac bowl from the scammiest institution on the face of the earth, Kirkwood Chipotle. Buddy behind the counter is scooping like it’s coming out of his $7.25/hr salary, @ChipotleTweets please send him to Guantanamo Bay #nuke

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

I too placed a flurry of bets on Indiana football in 2022, would Texas Tech like to pay me $7 million?

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sorsby’s gambling has not drawn the attention of law enforcement, per sources, nor has he been linked to anyone attempting to influence the outcome of a contest. Sorsby’s gambling, per sources, was a steady flurry of small bets over a period of time.

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

I mean you just knew this shit was gonna happen. Incredibly sad, for all of the victims involved and also for the student/local community who can’t have nice things anymore. Praying for everyone tonight #kirkwood

[Delusional Hoosier @DeludedHoosier]

Kirklanta is upon us