I too have bet tens of thousands of dollars on Indiana football and I have never appeared in a college football game. The double standard is ridiculous. @TexasTechFB please let me suit up this season #sorsby#bullshit
Under appreciated vacation activity is drinks in the hotel bar an hour or two before dinner with your pops. Nothing beats $20 cocktails on the old man, plus you’re inebriated enough to put up with your sister’s bullshit at dinner #yesplease#expand
After seeing the work ethic of the homeless folk dumpster diving for warm beers from students moving out, the snow would’ve been clear in 6 hours if Whitten offered them Coors light as payment for shoveling
I blame Netanyahu and the Hysterics for giving me two finals including an 8:00 am the day before I graduate, absolutely ruined the last week of college
Who am I allowed to blame for the fact that I have 5 finals next week. Just give me my fucking diploma and let me enjoy my last few days before 40 years of hell
Ended last day of classes than with a double chicken and guac bowl from the scammiest institution on the face of the earth, Kirkwood Chipotle. Buddy behind the counter is scooping like it’s coming out of his $7.25/hr salary, @ChipotleTweets please send him to Guantanamo Bay #nuke
Sorsby’s gambling has not drawn the attention of law enforcement, per sources, nor has he been linked to anyone attempting to influence the outcome of a contest. Sorsby’s gambling, per sources, was a steady flurry of small bets over a period of time.
I mean you just knew this shit was gonna happen. Incredibly sad, for all of the victims involved and also for the student/local community who can’t have nice things anymore. Praying for everyone tonight #kirkwood