Deluded ManUtd Fan

Just a normal deluded Man United fan. Posting stuff from the MUFC forum mostly.

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This is why Moyes is a world class manager.
He wins a trophy in his first competitive game against a really good side.

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WE'VE JUST BEATEN THE SECOND BEST TEAM IN ENGLAND.
CHAMPIONS!!!

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MOYES IS FUCKING SHIT - I WANT HIM OUT - REPLACE HIM WITH FERGIE.

WHY DID HE LEAVE ANYWAYS?!
WE'RE GONNA GET RELEGATED WITH MOYES
#MoyesOut

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July 1st: I can't wait till we get Thiago. Will be one of the best players in the world.

July 11th: He's overrated. Who wants him at United

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So Thiago has a choice to join the best team in the world.
But he joins Bayern Munich.
WHY?!

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Hey Chelsea Fans!

Manchester is Red. Not Blue!
CHELSHIT

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LOOOOOOL.
Neymar is fucking shit, he's going to stay at Santos forever and not get trophies. YOU'RE JUST A SHIT ZAHA

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Carrick.
What a player.
Bossed midfield today, best player on the pitch definitely.

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Neymar is just a shit Zaha.

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Thank God Suarez is leaving, how can you assault a person. You deserve to be in prison. But Cantona is a legend.

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Our Players don't even have a salary, they play for free.

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Who Should I Support?
I love both teams.

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United Don't Buy Trophies!!!

RVP £22M, Jones £17M, Gea £19M, Young £17M, Valencia £16M, Carrick £18.5M, Ferdinand £27.5M, Rooney £27M

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Hate it when people are rude to others, Suarez is a complete cunt. First racism now this. Go back to Uruguay, buck tooth wanker.

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Luis Suarez is a disgusting little shit. Should be deported out of the country. Go away

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How was that an offside?
Deluded Pricks

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Thank God we're playing West Ham. Should be a walk in the park. Expecting a 4-0 result. If we concede one goal I'll be very surprised.

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Ashley Young is out. If we do lose next game, that's going to be out reason.

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(On Aguero Goal) It looked like out fucking defence was chasing a fucking squirrel. What the fuck?!

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(Before The Game) We have to win this game. For the pride of Manchester.
(After The Game) Who gives a shit? We've won the League anyway.