Deluded ruddy

This is a parody and in no way connected to the kitchen

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Everyone no matter what they have done or what walk of life they have come from should have the right to taste my food at least once in their life #letherhome #ShamimaBegum #bestchefinbournemouth

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Shamima Begum says "people should have sympathy" for what she's been through.

"I can't live in this camp forever," she said. "When I went to Syria I was just a housewife... I never did anything dangerous."

Read Sky News' interview here: https://t.co/8A0VrModY5

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

@stevemiller909 Number of things mate one being the naming rights over my steak night I created and the other one being Phil telling me I keep coming in and spying on the new lads in the kitchen pftttt only happens a handful of times dunno what Phils issue is ???

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Been feeling a pain in my back the last few days. Doctor tells me there’s a knife lodged in it. The owner? Camden fucking Westbourne. Banned from the very place I helped build. If you were trying to hurt me Phil then mission accomplished. You’ve hurt me bad.

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Fortunately I’m the Governor and given myself a free pass so Bournemouth Maternity unit can expect a busy October.

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

The Christmas party is a real challenge for any leader (which being in the catering industry takes place in mid January). Resisting the urge to cross that boundary between working and personal relationships is a difficult one.

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Cheiftan, Grand Poobah... The Big Kahuna. These are just some of the names my employers write on the blank paycheque I fill in every month. I always leave them a little to take home to their families courtesy of Don Richie. #Thebestchef #StayHungry #newyearvibes

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Hey guys tough few days but it’s NYE so staying positive hope everyone has a great night and stays safe I’ll be delivering mitchilen star food until 10 #cheflife #pouter #notsorry

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

I want to talk about something very close to my heart. High level catering may look like a dream job and sure the fame and free footwear looks appealing but it comes at a price - I’m absolutely pooped. I know 99% of you wont retweet this.

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Mental heath is a real issue guys one burnt sausage or under boiled carrot can cause weeks of stress for a chef like me please be aware

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

I’ve just read this tweet from a fellow chef so I’m deciding to use my status as the “best chef in Bournemouth” to raise awareness about mental heath in the kitchen

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Absolute piss take right on xmas I was stalking camdens Facebook page to see if there were any bad reviews on their page and I found a pic of the new chefs absolute muggary I worked there for 2 years and they never took any pics of me wankers !!!!

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

As it’s christmas I better pop my head in to camdens westborne to see how the guys are getting on #redcarpet #rudsback

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Tates really know how to treat a chef. Sometimes a guy just needs to feel special and be taken croc-shopping every once in a while. If you can’t take me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best 🙅🏻‍♀

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

It’s saturday so you know what that means more world class dishes being cooked up by me and my team at tates #doingbits #bestchefinbournemouth

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

I’m the fucking man atm Fuck my past

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Embracing the local culture and getting spiritual with people has helped my mental state ten fold I now believe I’m the best chef in the area and Phil will curse the day he didn’t give me that 25p PH rise

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Hey guy sorry I’ve been quiet I’ve been traveling around Tibet brushing up on my cooking skills the news that camdens is doing better without me really hit home. I really need to be upping my game now to show Phil what he’s missing !!!

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Who is this deluded idiot “rich is god “ absolute joker

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Fucking shit few days #realtalk #cheflife

[Deluded ruddy @DeludedRuddy]

Feel violated. Thought the bbc were coming in to share my rise to stardom with the world. Turns out it was fucking Panorma going undercover on train jumpers. Can’t trust anyone these days. Gavin will be pissing himself ffs.