Deluded CUFC

England’s greatest up and coming non-league football club. Owned by Wiggy Hamdamovich

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@cogenhoeunited If the “defined player pathway” was working, wouldn’t the current U16s just move up?

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@cogenhoeunited Mickey Mouse wears a Cogenhoe Utd wristwatch

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@NonLeaguePaper Congratulations to our club secretary who remembered to enter us this year, the £375 will come in handy

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Encourage everyone to join us for the upcoming club open day. Unique chance to experience the full 30min tour of the ref’s room, scale replica of the new fence and a chance to sit in the same seat as club legend @Coops_Colin

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@ANorthantsfan @Grooner77 @Mfleck8 @mmorrissey72 @CogenhoeCC https://t.co/KbwfU0PGJQ

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@cogenhoeunited @NLeagueToday It must be bad 😂

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@TimmyClack Good morning Timothy, Señor Perez has been in touch, but with respect to both our fans we have opted out.

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What’s that Jose? Is it true you’re on the shortlist for the Compton Park gig?

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@MickNash1 ?

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The club would like to refute all suggestions on social media that the playing budget was a factor in the ‘resignations’. We think the sponsors have been more than generous with the 10 rashers of back bacon and a Scotch Egg goal bonus.

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@mmorrissey72 @CogenhoeCC Compton Park next week

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@mmorrissey72 @CogenhoeCC @cogenhoeunited @algerj Bet they didn’t need a crane to get rid of @GaryPetts1 or @jrpehero. Sad times

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West Northants Council deny that the tree felling at Billing Mill is part of @cogenhoeunited relocation plan. The state-of-the-art lakeside stadium proposal has been rejected. Anglian Water are concerned about high levels of peroxide and fake tan entering the Nene

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The club can also confirm that @Coops_Colin is not an official spokesperson. However his photo has not hung in the clubhouse for several years, as it was removed due to historical links to the colonies and the slave trade

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@cogenhoeunited Is there a link...? 1st team manager and Assistant are now available to run the U10s

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@cogenhoeunited Amended statement: Apparently Terry Nutkins died in 2012, should have read Venables

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@cogenhoeunited The club would also like to announce that following yesterday’s ‘resignations’ the list of potential replacements include Eddie Howe, Fabio Capello and Terry Nutkins