Christian 🇨🇦

Now I have become cringe, destroyer of sanity

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

All my tweets are canon

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

Ah, I see, the wisdom is “yea these teeth hurt and need to be removed”

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

When will my teeth start giving me wisdom?

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@NW1700 @oat32706 The people have spoken, they agree!

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@Big__TeeJ @InsiderGamingIG Except for the part that Respawn has made multiple games in Unreal Engine like the Fallen Order games

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@NW1700 Dude, haven’t you heard? They fucking unionized against us, something about “working in unsafe environments” like really? this volcano hasn’t gone off in like what?? 3 weeks? You’re fine

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

High key, they should let me be in this movie, I’d make a Killer Tingle

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie will release on March 26, 2027 in theaters.

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

It’s with unfornate news that I must announce that I will not be in Avengers: Doomsday, I want everyone to know that I didn’t leave on bad terms, just had a creative difference, I wanted my character to be the most bad ass character ever but alas Marvel did not

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@NW1700 True if big

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

Inflation be raising the price of everything except the price of returning a beer can

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@LeafsPapi_ The Trainer to Auston Matthews:

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@NW1700 That’s a man of the people

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@NW1700 I actually lied, it was Scream 5 that exists

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@NW1700 Don’t forget me when your rich and famous

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

Anyone know of places looking to hire a town crier?

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@canucks2030 @LeafSingh You think the mouth breather in charge of the states is going to take the “good” parts of Canada? Their going to call it communism, say something about the liberals and enact a law that doubles the divide between the rich and poor

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

Can’t explain it but this hockey game has an aura to it I don’t think I’ve ever felt being a fan of this sport

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@FensomRob @WilliamShatner FUCK, I can’t believe I missed 9 World Wars

[Marco D'Amico @mndamico]

I stand corrected. This is the loudest Canadian anthem I have ever heard live.

Wow.

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

@reporterchris The Cup of Facing-Off

[Christian 🇨🇦 @DeluxeChin]

I stole this tweet