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🔜 🦷👨‍⚕️| Manchester City 🩵🩵 |Sound engineer 🎹🎶🎛

[ℰ𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓂✨ @xxelinam]

If you remove your birthday from snap and nobody wishes you, it’s your fault wai

[lucy sue @fiifiOBJ]

we broke up cos she could not conjugate the verb être. i guess we were never meant to be.

[Harshhh! 🇮🇳 @Harsh_humour]

*I don't think technology will make me any lazy*

Also me when SMS OTP didn't auto fill :

[‏ً @gr8mxn]

yes o, we do. hmm it’s really frustrating but #chastityfirst

[Ghatu💀🔥 @_khurl_]

“Oh buh i said zamzama oo” 😭

[XavismoFCB @XavismoFCB_]

Prensa internacional: “Jaja quién se cree esta mierda”

Cabo Verde: “Nosotros a lo nuestro”

*Infantino cogiéndose un vuelo chárter a Ghana para enfrentarse a Nana Kwaku Bonsam y permitir que Argentina pase a octavos:

[Aᴄᴇ Rʙᴋ♠️ @ace_rbk]

someone said it's because that's all ghanaian women gift

[Nickyy 😔 @Replay_remix]

we beat Colombia then we meet either Switzerland or Algeria, we beat them, then we meet Argentina, then we thank God for bringing us this far 🙏🏽

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[Rayyy👨🏾‍🦯 @Greatnesss99]

Lecturer ask me question for class wey I answer, he shake ein head wey he talk say “adekyerɛ ɛɛden o”…

[oluwatise @maintishe]

I told yall it was a literacy issue and everyone wanted to rip my head off. Back in the day, rappers had vast and diverse vocabulary. They used figurative language, and literary devices. And this is not about AAVE, because that’s a dialect. the new cats are vastly illiterate.

[Yaw @theyawofosu]

Herh Philip Gbeho. 😭🙌🏾

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

“I cropped your face out because i don’t want any girl to crush on you”

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"It's a life changing opportunity. Try and apply. The deadline is in 17 days, by 2pm"

Me in 17 days, by 1:47pm:

[rondo. @Koffy_9]

BENJAMIN ASARE YOU WILL ASK GOD FOR A SHATTA WALE VGMA WIN BUT GOD WILL GIVE HIM A GRAMMY!

[Dr Prosper The Philosopher @ProsperThePhilo]

Go to the library, not to just read.
Look for a wife.
Use that 6 - 9 years of med school wisely.

Find a slim studious girl with big forehead

[PES MIL GRAU @Pesgrau]

- Meu celular tá contigo, né?

- Não, eu te dei…

[virchow @kwakzzzz]

some kaba & slit i iron this morning paa, i’m ready to marry forgetttt

[🧟‍♂️ @DharMhi7]

na who charge my powerbank when i dey sleep, go follow me go bank when i get slip

[miya @miyarah_]

sabes que vas a desperdiciar tu día entero cuando ves estas sillas