dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater

Passive aggressive tweeter. Stay mad. @rangers @dallascowboys #HydrogenBombOnPhilly #SkipSupremacy #NukeHouston

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

Does Kumar rocker know that we fucking despise him or what

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

RIP BOZOS

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

@Evan_P_Grant Evan, I’m almost intrigued to see how you could do out there honestly. Chris Martin has been nothing short of fucking abysmal.

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

Chris Martin must’ve walked in on CY getting bent over a desk or something bro there is no way there’s not a single better option out there 🤣🤣 dude genuinely might be the worst reliever the rangers have ever had

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

@NewbergReport Someone needs to take him around back and put him the fuck down

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

I’m going to leak Chris Martin’s address to the general public

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

Someone kill this nigga bro I am so fucking serious. I FUCKING HATE THIS BUM ASS MOTHERFUCKER

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

There is no way skip is putting Chris Martin in a meaningful game #ShootChrisMartin

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

@clydehazemore Rattle rattle here come the cattle #mooooo

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

2023 nostalgia has worn off for me, it’s fuck Corey Seager until he proves that he’s an asset to this team going forward.

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

@TheeNelDog @Evan_P_Grant We just signed the ghost of Tyler Skaggs to come in and pitch

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

Zeke might be my new favorite Ranger 🙏🏼 never thought I’d say that

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

It’s 90° in phoenix and the roof is open, take notes @rangers feels great in this mf

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

Big Dave has touched down at the Dbags venue 🤣🤣 clinching site of the 2023 World Series Champion Texas Rangers

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

Welcome back demon 😈

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

@purorangers DH & 1B a combined 600lbs and .600 OPS 🤣🤣🤣

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

Jake burger fat and fucking sucks, pick a struggle tubby 😭😭

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

@Rangers__Nation you’re hitting in the 7th, suit up

[dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater @DemBoyzDave]

Nuke this team into the fucking sun god damn