I have a stalker.
I don't even know how she got my number...but that girl Scam Likely won't stop calling me.
Bitch you're married to Ryan Reynolds, leave me the fuck alone.
I can't wait until Gen Alpha kids are screenwriters in Hollywood. I'm genuinely curious what a heroic monologue in a Skibidi Sigma Tuah franchise sounds like
David Muir, the supposed moderator of my father‘s presidential debate, who instead chose to be a participant, is so vain that as people in Los Angeles are losing everything, he used clothes pins to make his fake fireman’s jacket more form fitting.
Sick!
one thing I wasn’t expecting for my mid-30s was for the 1994 Little Women to hit like an absolute freight train, as if I were just now understanding it for the first time. Saw it projected on film on Christmas Day and felt something shift