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Violently Bisexual, more of a Muppet not a man 🌟 DemandingOrder everywhere 🫁 UFCW Strong, @YDSA_ member 🌹pfp @rodeyote

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[vera @veritablevera]

"omg nirvana is being used in this popular piece of sapphic media!" yes i know. "the batman" came out in 2022.

[Florence 🏳️‍🌈 @FreonCat]

Happy Birthday, America! (2026)

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Order ➡️ Anthrocon!! @DemandingOrder]

@wacky_hijinks I’m literally always asking this

[Presidential Archive @PresArchive]

Jesse Jackson at the 1972 DNC

[Order ➡️ Anthrocon!! @DemandingOrder]

@BlueFoxalope Thank you so much!!

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

My mom accidentally said something in iambic pentameter and I told her "That was iambic pentameter!" and she didn't know what that was but then I realized I really didn't know how to define it so I just said "Inspector Detector suspected foul play!" and it didn't help at all.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Realizing that you can stay seated during the pledge because the Constitution overrules your middle school homeroom teacher was a formative experience for so many young activists

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

The shape of Illinois is very comforting to me. Like that’s my friend

[Order ➡️ Anthrocon!! @DemandingOrder]

@CountryDaHoosky Thank you so much!!

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

reacting to my doordashed taco bell order the way lucille bluth reacts to gene parmesan

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

This is actually fucking insane

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[gay contraption @temuchainz]

its sad that nobody references this one anymore

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Resist the Sun Belt. Remember the flinty, cold people who dreamed of a just society in New England and the Upper Midwest. Fight back against America B

[v e e ⋆˚꩜｡ @BannedVee2]

behold summer

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

just got a phone call from the NYC government: they asked me twenty trivia questions about antonio gramsci, the quaran, and transgender ideology and since I got 18 right im allowed to have my AC as cold as I want