The Demar Randy Show

I predict the future...

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Kendrick reads he knows to kill his opponent… he gona step all over this with more bangers, Kendrick about to put more LA cats on from the Drake attention…

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Kendrick Lamar is just resetting the counter on Drake because he gonna draw attention to it when he could let it go…

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@Nickiminaj got the best Rap Snacks out of them all!!!

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I hate leaf blowers, just SWEEP it up, grab a broom. They are 95% of the reason I need car washes…

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Either start talking about it like you love it or get rid of it…

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Andddd??? Mickey Mouse wants cheese but they got his ass working too, just smile and wave, just smile and wave…

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K Dot’s “gun talk” rap is top tier…

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Kendrick is the only real gangsta in this equation…

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I did my pushups today, you can’t mess with me…

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If your child truly came first the daddy would still be there…

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Even the grass was dead at that cemetery…

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They show police murders over and over again, but I can’t stop watching the brawl…

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Pay attention how they suppress this story… #Alabamaboatbrawl

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I hope my wife can tell the waiter they got my food wrong…

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A Notw sticker on a brand new Mercedes is ridiculous

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overweight dogs have overweight owners, but every overweight owner doesn’t have a overweight dog…

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People with pretty eyes never blink…

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It sucks when even the Walgreens automatic doors won’t acknowledge your existence…

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@CashApp y’all better fix this immediately!!!

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