Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer

Severe allergy to any kind of activity. Respecter of undead lolis, or "la petite mort".

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

@MinModulation Not true. By using Occam's Razor, we arrive to the real answer: women are gay.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

Time to cut some expenses. It's funny how I have to deal with the combined effects of inflation AND getting less money. Rent got higher this month too.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

I'm sure the plot and characters are fine, otherwise it wouldn't have been so impactful, but dear god. After I see a group of space elves backflip past me at Mach 2, I shit myself and the Mass Effect™ technology wipes my ass.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

I have not played Mass Effect, but each time I find out something more about mass effect fields or the Asari, I hate the writers a little bit more.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

My parents' third and final dog probably won't make it to morning.

[zee @M0BILESUITZER0]

have you considered that maybe fandoms should die

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

They're bigger and richer than us, and produce fighter jets domestically, yet are not equipped for a real war at all. All that responsibility would fall on us. They'd maybe contribute 10% to the war effort at most.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

I am seeing Poles calling Swedes murderous savages during the Deluge, and Swedes gloating in response. Witnessing this, I can't help but remember how I wanted an alliance with Sweden instead of NATO membership, but also knew that they'd be borderline useless should Russia invade.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

Leaves quite the bitter flavor.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

Health situation is not looking good.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

Hell, even on SNES there were others fascinating titles that no one gives a shit about because they only got platformers on Christmas.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

In retrospect, that nostalgia culture around the era of Mario 3, Megaman 2 etc was incredibly lame wankery. Almost everything actually interesting was on the computers even then.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

Long lived races are always treated in this same way where times moves quickly, they master every skill and are full of trauma. Have you considered that they just forget things and live many different lives in that time? Seems more reasonable actually. Their time might be as slow

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

I cannot say I support the idea, but I understand the sentiment that red voters should be put in the ground after.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

It's genuinely pissing me off how stupid the button thing is.

🔵 loss: you die
🔵 win: everyone lives

🔴 loss: everyone lives
🔴 win: billions die, and with them the most compassionate of humanity. Civilization collapses and you must persist in the hell you created.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

Voting blue you get the best result, and avoid the worst result. win/win.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

It's funny that they added two new characters to Ninja warriors and they're Even Bigger Guy and Even Shorter Woman. I honestly respect it.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

Never liked Chaos Engine, but it had such a strong vibe that I sure wanted to.

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

Chaos Engine looks a bit different from what I remember...

[New Blood Interactive @NewBlood]

Starring:

Gianni Matragrano as "The Father"
Eli Harris as "The Vigilante"
Big Dave as "The Mobster"
Weapo as "The Cowpoke"
Kennady Ray as "The Big Shot"
Mike J as "The Dude"
with Terri Brosius as "The Shogirl"
and Stephan Weyte as "You Know Who"

Coming SOON™ as DLC for just $5

[Dementio 🇲🇳 Hedge Necromancer @DementioRed]

Never watched the Avatar series since I really don't care for its capeshit style elemental fuckery. The pitch it makes is inherently uninteresting to me. Any kind of energy/matter manipulation and blasting has this YA novel taste to it, the purest essence of hype moments & aura.