DJ Demers

Noncommittal , don’t care. Do not ask if you don’t want to know.

[Jason Gregor @JasonGregor]

"I don't want to hear another word from the NHL, the NHLPA or the Oilers about how mental health is important to us. I'm sorry, but this guy gets off on warfare on his players. I've never denied he knows the game of hockey from a technical standpoint, but he is a bully. That is who he is. To say I'm disappointed would be putting it lightly," Commodore on Babcock potential hiring.

[The Adam Carolla Show @AdamCarollaShow]

.@JerrySeinfeld explains why @adamcarolla's "Rich Man, Poor Man" is one of the greatest comedy bits of all time 👇

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 OMG. SEC. SCOTT BESSENT JUST WENT THERE 🔥

SEN WYDEN (D): We don't want ramblings about the most corrupt regime in history, we want facts

BESSENT: "And we'd like to hear what Adam Wyden and Jeffrey EPSTEIN talked about. Your son's largest investment position was Rick's Cabaret. So, did your son and Jeffrey Epstein talk about pole dancing as he begged him for money using your limited credibility?"

ASSASSIN.

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

Holy fuckin’ shit I would like to report a murder!

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

Norm- “Patton Oswalt said he thought the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy…. I disagree.”

Jerry Seinfeld - “You disagree?”

Norm Macdonald - “Yeah…. I think it was the r*ping.”

[Anthony Brian Logan (ABL) 🇺🇸 @ANTHONYBLOGAN]

Shoutout to Kevin Hart for refusing to bend the knee.

Comedy is supposed to be a space where you can say whatever you like.

If it's not funny then it's not funny. If it is, then it is. Ultimately, its up to the people who are interested in comedy to decide.

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 Tony Hinchcliffe fires back at "c***" Chelsea Handler after the Kevin Hart roast. https://t.co/Uh6nRUxNCN

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

WOW: Kevin Hart DEFENDED Comedian Tony Hinchcliffe’s George Floyd Joke: “Yeah, the George Floyd joke, it wasn’t a tasteful joke to our culture, to our audience. But our audience that’s watching the roast — if you’re watching the roast, you get why they’re doing it. You get why the racial humor is on the table.”

“I wasn’t shocked! Like, that’s what they do. Go look at the Tom Brady one. That’s what they do. It happens every year when they do a roast. It’s not new. It’s not a new, it’s not a new agenda, it’s not a new approach to comedy.”

Charlamagne Tha God: “Do you feel like Tony Hinchcliffe went too far when he made that joke about George Floyd?”

Kevin Hart: ‘It’s Tony Hinchcliffe! Like, I don’t expect less, I don’t expect more.”

Charlamagne Tha God: “I feel like you’re saying, ‘Going too far is the point.’ don’t want to put words in your mouth.”

Kevin Hart: “Yes! I mean, that’s why you’re there. And I hate to say this, but I’m going to because we’re being honest — people are talking about that joke. Talk about his set! Tony Hinchcliffe arguably had the best set, or one of the best sets.”

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Spencer Pratt is power washing a stencil into the streets of LA that says “imagine if the streets were this clean”.

Genius.

[CG @cgtwts]

Bolt CEO after firing the HR team:

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I invented the ice cream chaser this trip. It’s getting a regular large waffle cone and then a small cup that you can just finish yourself off with. You gotta go two different flavors, I’ve been goin mint-chip which is almost like brushing your teeth” -@BarstoolBigCat

[DJ Demers @DemersDJ]

@ConnorTheLeafs @MeghanChayka Shhh 🤣

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Karen always likes to talk about HER experience and never YOUR experience in her city…stepping over homeless drug addicts having your, business tagged up every night, no street lights. If she is so experienced with governance, why is she so bad at governance? What does that say about all of her illustrious experience? I actually care more about YOUR daily experience in LA. I have all the experience that I need. I have experienced the consequences of Karen Bass’ failed leadership. All of us have. She needs to step aside.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Ottawa Carolina is currently a Braveheart battle scene. Delausiers may stab someone

[Rose Smith @itsrosesm]

Maybe groceries are so expensive
because 42 million people get theirs for free.
😳
Just a thought.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Tennessee officials have officially passed a bill allowing the use of deadly force to protect property.

[DJ Demers @DemersDJ]

Sanderson & Aho #bucciovertimechallenge

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

President Trump to the president of South Africa on the White genocide happening in South Africa: “You allow them to take land. Then when they take the land, they kll the White farmer. And when they kll the White farmer, nothing happens to them. If the news wasn’t fake, they’d be covering it. The fake news in this country doesn’t want to talk about it, but now they have to.”

President Trump is the only major politician to talk about the horrible things happening in South Africa. Trump is a true hero.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸🇨🇺 Trump just pulled a Bill Clinton when asked if Cuba is next...

Reporter: "Is the Pentagon preparing military action in Cuba?"

Trump: "It depends on what your definition of military action is, as Bill Clinton would say."

A direct callback to Clinton's infamous "it depends on what the definition of 'is' is" line from the Lewinsky deposition.

Deflect the question by making everyone laugh😂

What it really means: he's deliberately refusing to define what he's planning so he can't be held to any specific commitment.