Gheramy Demery

Fuck you! What makes you special?!

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It’s to bad my kink isn’t women who hold fish up to cameras otherwise I would date a lot more
#datingapp

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When you’re on a first date and they ask you what your biggest fear is. Don’t say commitment because then your first question is going to have to be are you mad at me.

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I eat a lot of trail mix even though I haven’t been on a trail in years. Maybe I’m just hiking through life and that’s why it feels like an uphill climb.

[Gheramy Demery @DemeryGheramy]

I refuse to acknowledge any Republican that identifies as Irish on St. Patrick’s Day, and I certainly don’t want them using the same bathroom as me

[Gheramy Demery @DemeryGheramy]

How is it called getting a dog fixed when you take away one of the dogs functions?

[Cleveland Comedy Network & Festival @CLEcomedyfest]

CLE Comedy Fest After Parties go HARD’

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Greatest country in the world and yet we only have one more choice of leadership than a dictatorship

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Looks like the question is Trumps hair bulletproof has been answered. Looked like the rug up top maintained its integrity

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The “sometimes you feel like a nut song” should be titled “gaslight anthem”

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Somewhere in this world is a man right now singing this little gaslight of mine, I’m going to let it shine!

[Gheramy Demery @DemeryGheramy]

Look like god finally put the squeeze on O.j.

[Gheramy Demery @DemeryGheramy]

If you’re blaming the eclipse for your relationship ending just know it wasn’t the eclipse it was you.

[Gheramy Demery @DemeryGheramy]

If I got tattoo for every dead friend. I can’t decide if I would look like a fat Post Malone or a skinny Jelly Roll? #FriendshipGoals

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@cavs #LetEmKnow I am an adult!!!

[Gheramy Demery @DemeryGheramy]

Flood the police.

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Just read a psychology book and I fear I might be afraid of commitment but I don’t know because I got freaked out and stopped reading the book.

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Watching old episodes of Whose Line Is It Anyway left me feeling like everything is made up and pointless. @WhoseLiveAnyway @WayneBrady @colinmochrie @WhoseRyanStiles @GregProops @DrewFromTV

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@SPrinceComedy Trickle down association

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Apparently I’m alt right because I have the stance that the superior race is formula one. #Formula1 #liberalcuck #snowflake

[Gheramy Demery @DemeryGheramy]

Just because my doctor told me to put the lime in the coconut doesn’t make him anti-vax #Science #WHO