Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE)

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Candle lit dinner. Think she’ll like? (No women present) #LANK #Expand #Shrink

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Ins & outs for White Boy Summer 2025…

In:
Miller lite
Golf
Lunch beers
6mg zyns
Seeing a female and saying “wood “ (🪵)
One piece bikinis
Blondes
Brunettes
Donald J Trump

Out:
6/10 & below
Seltzers
Relationships
Vegans
WNBA
Red Heads
The Democratic Party
Jayson Tatum

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Cam Newtons takes are very similar to the way he dresses… looks and sounds like a retard

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Cam Newton says baseball is a dying sport and thinks the WNBA will surpass it in twenty years.

(Via: @4thAnd1Show)

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Pov my browser history got leaked

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Semester is coming to an end and I am treating this like my Super Bowl. I’ve got +6000 that we get a Shaquille O’Neal #32 Magic jersey to finish this historic run out. Drop your bet slips below.

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

So you think you’re a ball knower?!?!?

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Jon Jones is out in UFC 209. Big Mike (Michelle Obama) will take his place in the fight on short notice.

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Caron Beck is the definition of money can buy you anything. His gf is a rocket. (I know she’s rich but that’s not the point). He should be a 3rd string in the MAC.

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Big Mike Obama?!?!? This you?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The GTA loading screen when my parents walk in

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Imagine looking at this and saying “wouldn’t” 4x.

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Solid front porch

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

This list❗️❗️❗️

[Eldrick “Green Jacket” Woulds @Byzantin3mpire]

Things that are in:
Q-zips
Splitting the G
New border czar
Wintergreen zyns (6mil)
Girls who work in education
Entourage
Hot tubbing with the fellas
Nailing a 7+ after the bars

Things that are out:
Tim Walz
Aerated greens
Covid vaccine
Girls with fat friends
Carson Beck

-Ryder

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Would, would, & would… respectfully

[TastefulLindy @LindyTasteful]

The inauguration plans look good so far

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

You’re telling me this is the reason I shit myself outside the bathroom?!?! (I ain’t mad about it)

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Head up king🙏🏼

[Daddy Haslam, CPA @CPA_Doug69]

Just removed my middle school wife from Snapchat.
I call that healing

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Setting my Tinder profile picture the same as my LinkedIn profile picture. Letting them know I mean business. #shrinkingthegame

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

This is like an average Joe meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap. #feedthebeast

[Brandon “baglord” Mcfadden @BrandonMcbaggen]

For my friends with large amounts of melanin, yes, this is what $500 looks like. #givemetherock

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

I’m locked in at the bar. NCIS is a great show.

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

Shrink the game

[Greg @dumpsack84]

was about to walk through the union, saw a bunch of blacks and remembered I have a Louis Vuitton wallet and went the long way

[Demetrius Wainwright (ALPHA MALE) @DemetriusW94172]

I love this more than Chris Collinsworth loves Patrick Mahomes.

[RG4 @R0bertGriffinIV]

Louvre. Now.