Snarky Puppy

Dr Demi ~ Deeply Unserious ~ Reluctant Adult, Happy Child. Plant mum. Photographer. Jeweler

[Snarky Puppy @DemiC_Goddess]

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[Snarky Puppy @DemiC_Goddess]

A smile is the most beautiful curve on a bride's face...
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[Snarky Puppy @DemiC_Goddess]

THERESAAAAAA

This was me last year. I wan craze

[jin @jnsulz]

3 hours after i sent the message to my manager

[Bree🌹🚀 @x_RWCM]

@abbyfjones_ I would have replied all saying "Thank you for including me in this discussion, I personally believe I am important and have alot to offer, but if you disagree, I am happy to share this experience eith others"

Watch how quick you get that guest list ;)

[Isioma @MsJazzyfied]

I am not Yoruba, so i may be wrong, but i believe Pele means Sorry in English.

However, I find myself using Pele a lot more than I use Sorry, because Pele feels much more useful to me when consoling or encouraging people than Sorry ever could.

Pele holds space much better.

[Blacqstard @MadaraDGOAT]

Not to be a dick or anything,
I love the make up
But somebody's gotta stand up for all the Iya Alagbo's that we mocked growing up
Modern babes dey bite their style gan

[SpongeBob's Wife🥹🥹 @ToxicSideChick_]

I'm not a "cooking is my passion girly" it is absolutely a labor of love for me. So if I'm cooking I really do care for you because I pretend I can't cook most times

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

One of the hardest things about my ADHD is that I get trapped in the mental gymnastics of the “order” of tasks. Like I can’t shower until I work out and I can’t eat until I shower, but I can’t work out because I have chores that I should really do first cuz after I eat, I won’t feel like doing anything, and then I avoid doing the chores because I really don’t want to do them and then before I know it

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

My idea of a risky text is asking someone to do something for me😭😭😭😭 uugh

[Klo Yo @dedebaake]

Nothing has been funny

[ᴅʀᴏxx @DROXX_OFFICIALL]

Once I designate you platonic , you cannot leave that box, you'll be platonic forever, same with once we start as lovers you can never just be platonic to me ever.

[Going Godward @goinggodward]

A big part of actualizing as a woman is coming to terms with your physical characteristics and your natural style and not wishing you could look like someone else.

[Dodo @dodobabs_]

The high that comes with meeting and enjoying someone new >>>

[oluwatise @maintishe]

when Michelle said Barack has “stubborn optimism” I realized I also really want that in a partner. Somebody who isn’t moved by life’s shortcomings but ALWAYS sees the light at the end of the tunnel. That’s a true leader, not just of a country but a household. what a legacy.

[Snarky Puppy @DemiC_Goddess]

Naggers and sulkers?

Yuck

[PAZ✨ @PazqalEriq]

They should remove Spring Roll from inside small chops and take it to where it needs to be,

Inside Efo riro.

[dot @nbgirlboyfie]

yk if u have mothering tendencies in your romantic relationships a guiding framework my therapist gave me was like. Are you trying to provide the experience for your partner, or are you trying to share an experience with your partner?

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

I respect you so much for waking up this conversation. A lot of friendships are hostile and competitive because there is this need for a friend with a little bit more experience to look down and consistently lecture their other friend just for existing and experiencing life in-

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

3 things i don’t like when talking to me. Don’t talk to me like I’m your child . Don’t talk to me like I’m suppose to be scared of you. And never try to talk to me like I’m stupid. I get HOT quick

[MAMA NASTY. @_DimphoM]

I simply do not hold space for men who do not believe in treating women delicately, even as friends. Especially as friends.