DemiHiss

Thats nice, but I just wanna know... Can you deep throat this pussy?

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If heaven was hell and vica versa, would you start doing evil in order to nurture? How did you remember. #wifeshared #sexy

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It's more fun to discuss things which suck (like the Canucks) vs. Things we already know are awesome (like vodka and ice), right? #familysex

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I might be ugly on the inside but at least I have nice hair. Do better!!

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What are we banning, cancelling or boycotting so I can follow them on twitter.

[DemiHiss @DemiHiss]

Klaus is the biggest sweetheart ever to me and I absolutely love it,I've never had that kind of treatment before. Christ on a Cracker... You just replied that into life, ffs.

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Totally not me. Could be, but it's not. Im beginning to wonder if it will ever be normal again.

[DemiHiss @DemiHiss]

I need David Attenborough narrating my pornographic films to feel truly complete. The human ones not the animal ones dont be weird.

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U spelled on backwards. If men got pregnant you'd be able to get an abortion at the McDonalds drive-thru.

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Exactly! Have a beer and get your feet up or go meet a friend for a drink.

[DemiHiss @DemiHiss]

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Hope you're turned on by allergies I say after sneezing four times in a row with tears now streaming down my face. One time, I had service on my car and didn't need an air filter.

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Your ultimatums are adorable.

[DemiHiss @DemiHiss]

You know it's true!

[DemiHiss @DemiHiss]

Such a great offer tho. Don't tell me who my beef is with.

[DemiHiss @DemiHiss]

My OCD stands for 'Old, Cranky and Demented'. I just want the kind of relationship Bert and Ernie have. Is that too much to ask?

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Calm down, angry man. Life: Who fuckin' cares?! Me: *raises hand*.

[DemiHiss @DemiHiss]

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I am so excited for new music from justin omfg. I don't understand the whole "inactive bc school" thing lol I have A's and B's and I'm never inactive tbh. #pussylicking #sex #incest

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We won't have stricter gun laws until fear reaches the right people. All good babe... All good. Nothing here hurts my ass. Has to mean something to hurt. #clit

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Nothing is forbidden when we touch baby. Greedy baby http https://t.co/TjVmYcyjjt p cimtg. #nipples

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He hangs out with his buddy Smell Nose. #familysex