Desirèe Fernandez 🇲🇾

|| Cat Lady || Disney Princess || (Pot)terhead || Pastry Chef || @DeesMunchies ||

[ZeeAvi♐ @ZeeAvi]

This is my hometown of Lutong in Miri, Sarawak. On Fridays, the church will open their gates so mosque goers can park their cars in their compound to ease up road congestions and vice versa, on Sundays, the mosque will open their gates so the church goers can park theirs 💜

[El Pollo Loco Stan Account @elzthms]

At this cafe in KL, working.

Next table = White dude + local Tinder date.

Dude: I didn’t expect Malaysia to be so modern and advanced.

Girl: So you came here expecting to wear a loin cloth and live in trees or how?

The way I died twice.

[Laga Cawan 🌺 @LagaCawan]

Aik, salahkan Agong ke ni? Haritu siapalah cakap "kalau PN yang jadi kerajaan confirm puak2 PH berbunyi sampai harini". Rupanya mahaguru yang buat.

[Abah @chairmanGLC]

Had a chat with a true blue BN blood guy recently. About the current situation of this nation and its people. Interesting bit from him: Malaysia is not poor, there's nothing wrong with the government and how it manages the people, rakyat is not suffering, nothing wrong with 1MDB.

[Lewin | Wealth Pill 💊 @Wealth_Pill]

Men, Masturbation will ruin your life.

HERE'S WHY...

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

10 must-know Japanese concepts that will improve your life:

[Alicia Nicholle @AliciaNicholle]

I think I'll start a club called PENAT: Previously Enthusiastic, Now Anxious & Tired.

For meetings we'd just do nothing/eat/cry/nap/hug.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i be like "damn i got a lot to do today" then lay down

[nad’s bf’s gf🍉 @bubbleteabuni]

Malaysia should ban mall developments until 2050. Either maintain the existing ones or tear them down.

[Roman Akramovich @SyedAkramin]

Dapat duit gaji bulan ini, belilah dashcam. Kita tak tahu bila kita akan tidak bernasib baik di atas jalanraya. Ya, kita mungkin ikut peraturan tapi di mahkamah ceritanya lain.

[Rahmah Ghazali 🍉 @rahmahghazali]

If Malaysia is ready for this kind of stuff then it is ready for sex ed in schools.

[neddo khan @neddokhan]

Yang beramai-ramai suka Don't Look Up hari tu, tak tengok ke part yang mamat tech tu jadi platinum level donor presiden?

Ye, duit kempen pilihanraya sampai presiden tu menang. Pastu presiden tu bagi je mamat tu buat suka hati dia. Dunia literally hancur.

Memang nak gitu eh?

[Mifzal Mohammed @mifzalmohd]

It is important for Malaysians to understand political financing and the options available to political parties. TLDR: Raising money from the public is good and the best form of political financing available under the current laws/systems. A thread on this below:

[George#VotesBlueAlways @Numbers28]

Education isn’t memorizing that Hitler killed 6 million Jews. Education is understanding how millions of ordinary Germans were convinced that it was required. Real education is learning how to spot the signs of history repeating itself. We must never forget what hate does to us.

[aisyah @aisyahshakirah]

thoughts on living alone,

[mamí @JordynMartinez_]

a girl on tik tok just said “I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect” and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.

[estel imane @REGINAVGEORGE]

shes asking the right questions

[jat  @jattokai]

Potong balak berjuta untung, bila banjir, sarung celoreng, naik heli, melawat pusat pemindahan, hulur rm20 dekat mangsa, photo ops sikit, acah terpaling prihatin. Nak marah syarikat balak, pakcik punya, nak marah syarikat lombong, makcik punya pulak. Bilalah melayu nak sedar.