well the reason why it doesn’t really work is because most guys don’t have a little bloodthirsty german girl to yell BERSERKER!!!! before they go berserker mode on a guy
Strolling through the park I came across a beautiful young lady under a parasol. I remarked what a fine day it was at which she reached out and touched my arm, when I saw with horrified eyes the withered
hand of a hag 28 years of age or older!“FINGEEEER MEEE BOY!!”, she hissed