Captain Morgan

I cry a lot but I am so productive (it’s an art) She/her

[Captain Morgan @DemogorgnMorgan]

A thread of all of Harrison’s answers to the question “if you could teleport a sack of oranges to any place and time to cause the most chaos, where would you teleport them”

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

is this ??? the cuntiest thing thats ever been done by anyone ever ??

[emmy nominee connor storrie @ilyaarozanovs]

this is actually crazy

[juls @WARMLUV8124]

what people see when they catch me thinking about hudson williams

[cleo @asturiat]

going from being gagged that donatella watched your show to being invited to her house and pampered around HUDSON WILLIAMS YOU WILL FOREVER BE THAT GIRL

[Jamie Campbell Bower @Jamiebower]

Babe I’m trying!

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

The Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight with no context #TysonPaul #PaulTyson

[a @romasjuliet]

this joke will never get old to me

[Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_]

Everyday we get new announcements of Trump’s cabinet picks and this what I picture those meetings looking like

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[spelunky shore @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Amazing day to be the most annoying girl you know (me)

[grace @musicforasushi]

it’s hard to describe how I’m feeling right now it’s been horrible to hear about all of the things he did but one direction was such a special part of my life that I will always be grateful for emotions are complex

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

if the news is true - even though i was not a fan of him anymore, one direction changed and shaped my life so much and he was a part of that band. these feelings are so complicated and hard to navigate. i am literally at loss for words.

[ؘ @roanfiles]

god is a woman and her name is chappell roan.

[Chappell Roan Now @ChappellRoanNow]

🎥 @ChappellRoan performing "Good Luck, Babe!" tonight at the VMAs 💋⚔️

[ؘ @roanfiles]

chappell roan is NEVER tired of serving

[Dan @dannah__montana]

I’m not exaggerating when I say this commercial completely changed my life