DemonMama (fake)

parody account run by @elonmusk

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

Constance alts? Those haven't been a thing in years.

[Urist McProle @Urist_McProle]

I think I'm burning the @DemonMamaReal bridge

Oh, false alarm, it was a Constance alt

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

@Sondsol so true, i want republicans to win the election to prove that i was right by advancing their genocide

i definitely care more about being right than about preparing people for bad things to come

you're not supposed to use buttplugs as earplugs, that damages your brain

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

this place is old

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

@DemonMamaReal @Alora_Anophis YOU FOOL! You've fallen for one of the classic blunders! Demons aren't saints!

I'll accept your defeat, the parody tag in your name, and $8.

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

@Alora_Anophis @DemonMamaReal @DemonMamaReal I demand you label yourself as a parody or I'm telling Elon (who is me).

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

touching ass and eating grass

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

And to prove I mean it, I'm making sure I'm following my own rules.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

ditto

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

my favorite anarchist nation-state is the Prostate

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

fartist-smellinism

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

So many marxist-leninists straight up just be like “pfffffftttrrrbrtrtrtrtplplplplplplop”

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

call me wolf cause i'm in a sheep

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

letter grades are a tool of capitalist oppression and children should be free to learn and explore without the stifling strictures of modern schooling

just got an F on my COVID test and have to do it over again 👿

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

Falling for parody accounts is morally neutral

I'd make one for you but there's no way I could make it stupider.

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

I don’t have an opinion on that, Rose Mulet hasn’t given the wrong one yet

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

3. Make her open the box.

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

we never needed abortion clinics. we can’t actually trust doctors to perform abortions, but with these 3 easy steps you too can abort your fetus from your own tub at home.

🧵

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

2. Put your junk in that box.

[DemonMama (fake) @DemonMamaFake]

I give up, I can't outdo the real one lmfao