When I command you to h_mp my fuzzy socks I don't mean sad lazy h_mping.
I mean showing My Socks, imbued with MY appetite, a great time. Put in work. Please Them.
I am definitely not kidding when I say I want you worshiping every morning and night.
start and end your day losing your mind and giving in to My Fuzzy Socks 🩷
would you go on this date with me?
I play Slay the Spire 2 at my desk.
you lay under my fuzzy socks while I use your face and sockstick like my own personal DDR mat. Touching is mandatory or the date doesn't count!!
there's something really cute about a really dumb loser who's a helpless little simp for my socks
like you're still pathetic asf, but there's like one tiny inkling of cute hiding in all that freak lol
would you go on this date with me?
I play Slay the Spire 2 at my desk.
you lay under my fuzzy socks while I use your face and sockstick like my own personal DDR mat. Touching is mandatory or the date doesn't count!!