Maxwell

Welcome to my little slice of insanity.

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

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[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

@MoonlitGears "No-no-no. You misunderstand. I'm not lonely. How can I be lonely when I have all of you to taunt and torture? Even without my intervention you lot create problems for yourselves. You all make it so /EASY/. Besides, I've never been very good at violin."

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

*Deep sigh*

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@MoonlitGears "The kind that might make the scientist cry. Or lay down in front of a deerclops."

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

So... I heard that the robot is now... tiny? I know /I/ didnt do that. Kind of feel bad for the... whatever you'd call it. Almost want to put it in my pocket and cause some chaos.

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

Why burn bridges when you can just burn the people?

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

@SassyGentleman Of course not. Just take it and enjoy your gift. Who knows? There may be a prize inside.

Maxwell smiles and disappears in a puff of cigar smoke.

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

@SassyGentleman Maxwell smiles and pulls out a beautiful glass ornament and hands it to him.

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

@SassyGentleman Now now now, where's your holiday spirit? I even brought you a present.

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

@SassyGentleman Everyone?

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

Tosses a legless spider into a pile of writhing legless spiders.

"This is boring. Maybe I'll pull the legs off of a scientist next. Or a mime, I wonder if that would make him scream..."

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

Is probably pulling the legs off a spider.

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@HlSASSISTANT "Oh of course dear. I'm right as rain. I'm just bothered by the fact that there seems to be another me that is being chummy with the scientist."

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

Oh how the mighty have fallen... and no. I don't mean me. Not exactly.

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

You know this motherfucker is wearing an absolutely oversized fur coat and cold thermal stones to switch out with any unattended hot ones he may find.

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

@HlSASSISTANT Would love to spend Christmas with her.

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

"Perhaps the arsonist girl has the right idea..."

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

@SassyGentleman "Let me rephrase that, I have better things to do and you're not worth my time."

He ashes the cigar on Wilson's head before taking another puff.

[Maxwell @DemonnMaxwell]

@SassyGentleman "You think you're special?"

He laughed.

"There's nothing personal about this. All of you are experiencing the same thing. The same threats. The same looming dread. You're all just meat to this place. Except for the tin can, but I don't have the time or energy to unpack that."