One of my attorney buddies had his client show up today dressed for vacation. He asked him why he was dressed like that and he said the client said I thought you said I was going to Cancun and he said no I said you're going to the can, coon.
@libsoftiktok Wasn't she just ranting at a Kamala rally about how she's struggling to afford basic living expenses? Wearing 3k shoes and bought a ticket to the Super Bowl π€‘
@FliffSupport why is it literally impossible to make a live bet on your app? Either allow it or donβt. I donβt have time to tap my screen like a ret@rd for 30 minutes trying to get a parlay to submit. #Fliff