Dennis Machart

This is the official Twitter page of award winning journalist, amateur film critic, professional dirtbag and undisputed hot wing champion Dennis Machart.

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@KristiNoem At least this time you're choosin' a man who will just steal your pen and your tax dollars. Last man you chose stole your panties.

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@TheBackPage Life goes on

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They say biological men would have an unfair advantage over biological women in sports, but I just watched @amyklobuchar dunk on @Eric_Schmitt pretty decisively.

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@JDVance Now do your boss

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@spencerpratt Show us yours.

Oh wait, it's an ashtray now 🤣🤣

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@BeckyLynchWWE I read all these tweets in DJT's voice and it makes me lol.

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@ACTBrigitte She's right

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@benshapiro Here comes another 45 minute video of you crying about a movie. It's just like when you went to Barbie all over again.

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@AlaskanPolitics @fellarific Really? Because that's kind of one of the tenants of the Republican Party.

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@SouthSideRich64 @BoSnerdley Just so we are clear, every line you see here leads to a different merch booth at one of Taylor's concerts on the Eras Tour. Merch that we can buy online, but CHOOSE to stand in line for.

We've been training for this election for years.

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@AlinaHabba It's not the costs, it's that your highest profile client probably didn't pay you.

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@ksorbs

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This is going to ruin the tour

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@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump You're not actually supposed to deep-throat the boot.

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@Acyn Plot twist, none of them can vote for him because they're felons after Jan 6.

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@gatewaypundit @Gat I guess putting all your faith in frauds runs in the family.

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@Cobratate Might as well start. I know you don't have plans to go out for the next 30 days 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Cobratate You can't take them on a date. Only people who are allowed to leave the house can do that.

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@Cobratate "The worst thing about prison was the Dementors!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@AnthonyBass52 @united