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[DenelleHauck @DenelleHauck]

My biggest dream in life is to see Mac Miller perform Donald trump

[hannah @bughug222]

weed is absolutely a woman because no man is bringing anyone that much peace

[Maghan Chamberlain @MaghanCooley]

HOW YALL SLEEP WITHOUT THE FAN ON??????

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Don’t forget to leave out weed and cookies tonight!

[DenelleHauck @DenelleHauck]

Idk why Jake insists on calling Luna “little sausage”.. parenthood.

[DenelleHauck @DenelleHauck]

Why are people still allowed to go to bars and get drunk with their friends BUT Jake hasn’t been able to come to ANY of my doctor or ultrasound appointments for our baby🤯🤯🤯

[Valencia Carroll @Original_VC]

This can’t be the same body I used to play 3 AAU games a day with 😭

[Aminé @heyamine]

RIP MAC

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Iced coffee just tastes better when you’re late for work

[DenelleHauck @DenelleHauck]

@Shelleyann1411 Told you bish

[DenelleHauck @DenelleHauck]

Me: “pass the remote”
Jake half sleeping: “oh I thought you said ‘hola my name is Ramone’”
This man never fails to make me laugh😂

[DenelleHauck @DenelleHauck]

Either you eat the half popped popcorn kernels at the end of the bowl OR you’re weird.

[RodWave @rodwave]

I don’t like people fr

[DenelleHauck @DenelleHauck]

SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE MY DAMN CARDS AWAY FROM ME SO I STOP ONLINE SHOPPING

[juliana 💐 @julieefloress]

when jhené aiko said .. “im not being difficult, i just see things differently” WE ALL FELT DIS ONE LADIESSS

[MADE IN Ⓣokyo 🇯🇵 skr skr ! @madeintyo]

thank you Mac Miller forever

[DenelleHauck @DenelleHauck]

Tell me why Jake’s OCD makes him separate his skittles into colours BUT he can throw his dirty laundry beside the hamper?!???!

[DenelleHauck @DenelleHauck]

*blows my toke into Jake’s mouth*
Jake: reduce, reuse, recycle ??

[DenelleHauck @DenelleHauck]

Me: Okay bye, I love you
Jake: Thank-you

[Bar-Bey ✨ @_itwasntSHAY]

I loved that the reporter asked if it was ok to discuss prior to asking him about Kobe.