Denethors Chef

Writing my life story. It is titled “Not even impressive. Just kinda sad”

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@BarstoolNate @CrackingAAces @RealKidPoker Full poker squad. Throw @shaundeeb in there but he can’t ride in the cart. Only walk.

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I know a Marriott residence inn and suites when I see one.

[Dear Men. @Dea_rMen]

MEN, please be honest!

Would this be enough for you? Would you live comfortably?

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@maybeimabelle I travel with a pill container dedicated strictly to Pepcid AC in my Dopp kit 🤣

[The Burnt Peanut Clipped @burntpeanutclip]

The Burnt Peanut asks chat and Hutch for their honest opinion on how he was doing in League of Legends and Hutch says

"well you suck that's what I was getting at"

"I've been watching House recently...you actually might be a fat b*tch, that's my diagnosis. Do you concur, doctor? Doctor Fat B*tch?"

😭😭

[MLB @MLB]

Has a new elite ballpark snack emerged?!

The Mets are selling mini buckets of pickle chips for $5 at Citi Field 😮

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@shaundeeb @WSOP Can we get an update on the food scene in Prague from an American fat>skinny>thicc man point of view ?

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You should be able to smoke in the Amex lounge

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@Brriannaamariee I was betrayed by red wine at a hotel bar few weeks ago and cursed the lord

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Tara Reid in Josie and the Pussycats movie was what the Kennedy’s hoped to achieve with Rosemary.

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@Brriannaamariee I’ve def on a single hour drive stopped at a rest stop 20 minutes from home and just sat cuz I ain’t wanna drive no more

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@iGotaGrammy Post the track

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@iGotaGrammy It’s been so long since the last season she probably sober wit kids now 🤣

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@thekingtizz Idk if you’re correct. I wear my redbull racing jacket all the time in south bend and nobody’s ever complimented.

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@MayorOfTheSouth No bullshit. Best luggage brand I’ve bought

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@cargnarlie God forbid it’s a 5k on holiday family.

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@iGotaGrammy My favorite episode was they discovered dinosaur weed and everyone was high as balls

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Update

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Let’s play the how many chopsticks did my Chinese spot give me assuming this Meal for multiple people

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@Brriannaamariee I be eating the taco like i owe it money. Ohh you said tacos. They good too.

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@Brriannaamariee I eat pizza like you suck on the lap rocket and for that we both shall thrive