Ant

[Ant @DenglBerry]

Oof

[vamp @coffindwellers]

yeouch

[turbomander @turbomander]

listen up: life's a broth, okay? but at the end of the day, its up to you if its gonna be soup-er...or stew-pid.

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

DELTARUNE tomorrow...

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

by age 22 you should have set someone's downfall in motion. by age 25 your own downfall should be set in motion

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[sky_comet @skycomet1]

i dont do CASUAL, i dont do HOOKUPS. i love with my whole heart and become crazily obsessed, and if it doesnt work i KILL MYSELF

[ganii @gahhnie]

do not do this btw youll end up doing the Expression

[Marco @soymarcogm]

Ella aún no lo sabe pero voy a hacerle love bombing (amarla incondicionalmente durante 70 años) y después hacerle ghosting (morirme)

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

How can you enjoy sex it has no deckbuilding or roguelike gameplay elements to make each run unique

[turbomander @turbomander]

okay so first of all it’s not “premature ejaculation” its called emergent gameplay and you should really appreciate that your agency as a player was rewarded dynamically in a way that ensures no two experiences are ever exactly alike

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

if we can't say dumb shit mid sex and laugh at it together then go back to business and have nastier sex.... you aren't for me.

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Dating an avoidant has got to be the biggest humiliation ritual of my life because, why are you punishing me for caring about you?

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You gotta fuck someone up REAL bad to turn them from anxiously attached to avoidant. That is some deep trauma.

[♡ @softheavens]

me and who

[𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖚𝖕𝖙 🖤⛓️🚬🔪 @yourcorruptbf]

🖤