Big Dick is about more than having a big dick. It's about having Big Dick Energy. If we're talking dirty and I talk about taking your big hard cock raw and deep in my tight f*gg*t hole, don't give me "it's actually only just above the national average" it's a real mood killer.
It is a shame when you get someone with a lovely big dick that makes absolutely no noise when I'm giving a frankly world class blowjob. I know he enjoyed it, I felt his enjoyment down the back of my throat but for god's sake cheer a girl on a bit.