Contrary to fake news posts, I am not the surprise guest at the DNC tonight. My guess is that it will be Beyoncé or Taylor Swift. So disappointing, I know!
LOVE THIS!!! The DNC is projecting “Project 2025 HQ” on Trump’s building in Chicago the night before the convention. This is too good! Trump will be furious!
@catllc@JoyceWhiteVance I’d like to commit this to memory and offer it up opportune moments. But I have a hard time memorizing a seven-digit verification code, so I’ll just express my admiration and move on.
@EsotericCD This one became an inside joke with our family. To this day, whenever someone tries to open a door the wrong way, they’re likely to hear: “School for the gifted.”
@NatlParkService In 1990 in the Chicago suburbs, my husband had to climb under our deck to check something (don’t recall what). I was standing right above him on the deck as he tried to tell me something. Couldn’t hear a word over the cicadas’ screeching.
@RexHuppke I live right by a high school. When I was still working and had to catch a 7:40 train, I would never have made that train if I had to back out into my street. So…always backed into the garage so I could pull straight out.
Southeast Missouri farmland at the moment of totality: dusky dark, chilly, robins and red-winged blackbirds silenced. Then it all returned: light, warmth, birdsong. #pathoftotality#solareclipse