Denise Johnson

no one has more resilience or matches my practical tactical brilliance

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@CBSNews Safelite repair, safelite replace

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

Video shows Indiana lawmaker showing holstered gun towards students who ... https://t.co/gooQ3njplr via @YouTube
Alternate headline: Indiana lawmaker has micropenis

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 I’m right on top of that, Rose!

[Norman Lear @TheNormanLear]

https://t.co/Ka3pG3LX52

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@HistoryToLearn Wank at Tiffany’s

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@HistoryToLearn Rambo: Wank Blood Part 2

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@HistoryToLearn To Wong Foo, Thanks for the wank.
Julie Newmar

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@HistoryToLearn Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Wank

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@Gahrin @AttyAbdul @RepSpartz

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

💥 boom 💥

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

Coco isn't next. She's now.

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

I think I saw this in #TriangleOfSadness

[WTHR.com @WTHRcom]

A nightmare situation for everyone involved: a flight bound for Barcelona forced to turn around because a deluge of diarrhea seeping through the plane.

Here's what to do if you find yourself in a medical emergency thousands of feet in the air. https://t.co/7A7zyivjns

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

“The global village will have its village idiots, and they’ll have global range.” (Martin Rees, in his book, On the Future).

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Tray See Flick

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

Every goddamn restaurant is offering a beet and goat cheese salad and I am here for it!

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@indystar

[KCTV5 News @KCTV5]

A play in three parts:

1) Kelce sees an open mic 👀
2) Mahomes sees that Kelce sees an open mic 😏
3) Mahomes ushers off Kelce 😂

https://t.co/I0vnaUWyhi

[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@Peru_Scanner @KokomoScanner cc: @3YearLetterman

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Grandmas are the best

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[Denise Johnson @DeniseCToe]

@indypro_Dave Yes