Dee McCafferty

just loves life and food

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Donald had a temper tantrum on national television and walked out of an interview simply because Kristen Welker presented him with a basic fact.

Note to other journalists: now is the time to pile on. He won't be able to handle it.

[Jane Forda @AngelaLark66613]

And you all are incredibly stupid for believing their shit!

[Mercury Villager People @MVillagerPeople]

@LokiLoptr @pinkcadillack2 Helping Satan so I get a get out of hell free card

[Satan Fe™ @LokiLoptr]

I have nearly 13k followers and manage MAYBE 1 interaction when I post. I have this feeling I'm being curtailed by the algo. Is there really anyone out there or am I just howling into the void? Should I even bother?

#smokefléét

[Dee McCafferty @DeniseMcCaffer1]

You dont need prayers , you need a fake assassin who might not miss next time 😱😱😱

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AntiTrumpCanada And I love Canada. And just to be clear I don’t know a single American who doesn’t LOVE Canada except one and he is a complete lunatic. Pray for us.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AntiTrumpCanada And I love Canada. And just to be clear I don’t know a single American who doesn’t LOVE Canada except one and he is a complete lunatic. Pray for us.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

MU NORWEGIAN OPINION IS THAT HUNTER BIDEN IS A FUCKING NATIONAL TREASURE ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@OneBadDude_ And fortunately you won’t be “taking” any of us.

[Dee McCafferty @DeniseMcCaffer1]

Just remove the toe as it won't hurt when its gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot]

I always seem to bray the same toe on furniture. By now you'd think it would be smart enough to get out of the bloody way!

[Dee McCafferty @DeniseMcCaffer1]

It defo works are you are looking good 👍

[polar bear @polarbearybear]

There's been demands to know my skincare routine so here’s my ACTUAL routine.

Step 1: wash using ice cold water from the nearby pond
Step 2: rub against a rock to exfoliate
Step 3: use snow for that ultimate glow

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@raelbrav It's a football team, not a choir

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

Brexit was a huge fucking mistake 🤷

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@MaajidNawaz And then Elon and I are going to personally colonize Mars together. We are BFF.

[Dee McCafferty @DeniseMcCaffer1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jew in a Canoe ✡️🇨🇦 memoir now available! @WillieHandler]

I was once fired from a job writing stuff for fortune cookies. It seems they didn't appreciate ones like "you will develop a tumor on your bladder" and "try reducing your salt intake."

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Hunter Biden has two things Don Jr., Eric & Ivanka cannot & never will have:

Charisma & a dad who loves him.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

Strange how everything that happens against Israel is considered as a Terrorist attack but when Israel slaughters thousands of innocent people all over the middle East its considered as self defense 🙄
FUCK BIBI AND FUCK ISRAEL 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[Dee McCafferty @DeniseMcCaffer1]

You should have had the alcohol lol but you have done great 👌

[Jew in a Canoe ✡️🇨🇦 memoir now available! @WillieHandler]

What I've been up to

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Gary Lineker, "I actually think that 80-90% of the country just want to get on with their lives, be friendly with their neighbours" "They don't look at people of different religions, skin colours, beliefs, traits, and think badly of them"

The right wingers and the racists get more of platform to spread the hate

[Dee McCafferty @DeniseMcCaffer1]

You can't knock compression socks lol they even come in sexy colours now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jew in a Canoe ✡️🇨🇦 memoir now available! @WillieHandler]

One minute i was young and athletic and next I’m tweeting about compression socks and comfortable shoes.

[Dee McCafferty @DeniseMcCaffer1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Airport logic.