Dennes Sims - Author

Author, musician, composer, audiobook producer/narrator, all-around smartass... I run the gamut for creativity and can insult you in multiple media formats.

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@Wisteraverse See? There are silver linings to everything! That’s the spirit!

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@Wisteraverse Then my book gave up cozy about two sentences in. And never gave it back.

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@Wisteraverse Well… there is THAT, too, I suppose. I don’t mind breaking even if it = exposure.

But the other part of running ads that is just a complete fucking joy, though, is the number of trolls out there who feel compelled to leave horrible comments on your ad every time they see it.

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@Wisteraverse You could try running Facebook ads. I tried that. However, in the end, the sales I made were about breakeven with what I spent on the ads. A couple days after the ads stopped, so did the sales.

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@AlanBreenAuthor I found the perfect narrator for mine too… me. 😁

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Narration and music by your truly!

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The audiobook is LIVE now! And it’s coming for you!!!

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The audiobook of Neckbeard the Awesome Pirate is finally happening! I finished recording and editing it, and it is now in the final QC process before hitting Audible and iTunes! Woot!

Stay tuned!

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@laurenspieller Congrats!!

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@SylviaM__ Hi Sylvia, thanks for the compliment

Hit me on a DM with the info if you would please.

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@Wisteraverse As I respect yours, and I do not presume to know what you’ve been through. What I know is that I will always pick up a wrench and fix a few more things in my psychological junk pile, because there is always something that breaks.

If YOU have nothing left to fix, you’ve won.

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@Wisteraverse Yeah I know how much you love that, but it’s not advice… it’s my perspective. And come on, the day we are done fixing ourselves is the day we just… give up. And me personally, I won’t go out that easily. How about you?

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@Wisteraverse If you end up with the same type over and over, it was never about looks. You’re not lacking looks. It’s all about having the courage to confront and admit what’s broken in yourself, and then fixing THAT. You didn’t ask my advice, but that’s my experience.

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@Wisteraverse Ever since you outlined what you would do to anyone who touched your hair, I’m not sure I would even stay in the same HOTEL. 😁

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Yuuuuup. I made Paul walk the plank because fuck that guy.

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Not all my characters get a name. Except for Paul.

Because fuck Paul.

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