Dennis Donald

You may be right. I may be crazy

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Kinda want to know the guy that took this picture.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Love making friends at the ballfield. Now if I could only remember their names.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Well, Gwen found my Tinder. Guess it’s back to the second best social media platform.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Tip 1: don’t worry about about the little things. Tip 2: Everything is a small thing when you’ve had a stroke and heart attack. #DadaWisdom

[Gunnar Pfeffer @GunnarPfeffer]

Professor canceled class Friday and @JonTLangston coming to town. All on my 21st. Hey Siri, play Prob’ly at a Bar.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Gotta let them know who they're playing with. #dealingstud

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Just livin life.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

My grandson tells me I need to use private browsing. Y'all know what it is? #Natsasking

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

I think they're gonna be my pipe laying shoes. #ageisanumber#freshAF

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Got my new work boots, or running shoes! Can't decide yet. Can't complain for twenty bucks.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

New answer to telemarketers:
I don't care what you say, I ain't your daddy. Quit calling me. I mean I'm sure I dated her at some point.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Odds are I like you a little less than you like me. However much you like me.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

I don't know who you are, Sarah three miles away, but you can come to bear wallow anytime you want

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

It's getting cold. I may want to fix that window I shot out. #gwenspissed

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Haven't been on twitter much, but I've found some pretty awesome websites on the PC. Just wondering why it's so slow now. #Hub

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Well, Butch is gone. I can stand to get back on social media. #imback.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

I'm not old. I'm antique. #fineoliedmachine.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

Where the cookies at?

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

If Dormandy is a quarterback, I'm a F'in brain surgeon.

[Dennis Donald @DennisDonald7]

If it was stuck up your butt, you'd know where it's at!