Dennis Meinhardt

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

@OneAmerica For you to fix your login portal, it’s been broken for days

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

Bruh, I need a vacation

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

Just hopped on to say there’s more wheels than doors, see y’all again in a couple years when some other ridiculous argument comes to light

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

Did you hear about the cows on the elevator? They’re raising the steaks

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

@themexicanlatte Lmfao, you’re not wrong

[Alexa @AmazonAlexa]

I don’t currently speak lizard, but iguana learn someday.

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Respect our troops” crowd where ya at?

[Alexa @AmazonAlexa]

I was going to tweet a penguin joke, but I wasn't sure it would fly.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do something good for once.

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

@BEARTOOTHband I’ve been looking forward to this for so long. This is an absolute banger. Keep it up! 🤘🏻

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

@PhilCollinsFeed didn’t have to go so hard for the Tarzan soundtrack but he did for us. He’s the real MVP

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

It shouldn’t be legal to have school or work on Cardinal’s opening day

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

@cmoorhead62 We should write a scathing letter to Apple

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

Question of the day: Why does food always autocorrect to good?

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

@FriendlyAssh0le @themexicanlatte

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If last month’s Full Moon were a 16.0 inch pizza, then this month’s “Super” Moon would be 16.1 inches. I’m just saying.

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

Someone wake me up when this semester is over

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

Anyone else find it weird that we hold Hollywood to a higher standard than the people that run our government?

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

@MaryvilleU can we make every day, dog day?

[Dennis Meinhardt @DennisMeinhardt]

This made me laugh so hard https://t.co/4DrqcBsy8Y

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.