Dennis “The Menace” Robertson

| Full Time Construction Worker |White Monster Enthusiast | I Come Home to Punch |TCU Alum ‘83 | Pro Drunk Driving | Anti DUI laws | Spread Money Not Love |

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

@randyrighthook This u bro

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

@randyrighthook Someone get Coach

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

There is no commandment that says “thou shall not send”

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Can’t believe birth control came from this🙏🙏#expand #contraceptives

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Mind if a white boy lets his inner rockstar out before I get shipped to Iran. #heroinoverdose #ww3 #lastsummer

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Happy Easter #expand #bluepow

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

@Yungfuwu "Design is the art of turning constraints into opportunities." - Aza Raskin

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Does this count as formal? #shrink

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Someone owes me money and asked if I use cash app. R we dead ass rn💔

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Baddie on the treadmill next to me. What’s the move here fellas? #lank

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Can we bring the pledge of allegiance into the big 25. I miss saying that shit every morning.

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Put ur shoes on #freak

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

@bigstew277 Mr Goose, I’m sorry to inform you that u might have cataracts because in fact this is a full court huck Nikola Jokić would throw up just for a the hell of it, drain it, then just to go back to Serbia to ride horses all fucking day.
Sincerely,
The Menace

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

From full court #LANK #Ilovethebar #gothmommies

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Grown ass man playing block blast #shrink #Meninwomenfeilds

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Yk toilets exist right #shrink

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

Bouta go 0 for 50 at the bar later. Does it get better than this? #Lank #whiteboysaturday

[Dennis “The Menace” Robertson @DennisTHEMence9]

I got with a bih