Dennis The Cat

Self-confessed catastrophiser. Wears a cravat. Does not abide doorbells, visitors or Brexit. Loves ham. Think I’m weak? Try putting me in a box.

[Dennis The Cat @DennisTheCat7]

Pass me the cat nip #BrexitShambles

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

How to butter toasted bread:

White: stand up on plate, butter with fair amount when cold

Brown: leave for two mins, butter with moderate amount

Seeded: butter without delay, use LOTS of butter

Sourdough: butter IMMEDIATELY with LASHINGs of butter

Crumpets: IMMEDIATELY DROWN

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

Do you ever look back on that day in 2015 when the news headlines led with the black/gold dress and the escaped llamas and kick yourself for not being properly in the moment?

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

TW: Suicide

‘DEAR JAMES’ written by @anthonygannie
Directed by @samgannie
Performed by my outstanding husband @ChrisConnel

Have a watch. I was blown away. And tears were rolling. So incredibly moving.

#MentalHealthAwareness

https://t.co/QSUQBYNJpQ

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

Dennis says night tweeps

[Dennis The Cat @DennisTheCat7]

Can you spare £1 to save lives? If so pls donate below and copy/paste the full tweet

Imagine if the 10 people tagged in this pic all donated £1. Then they copied this tagging 10 more in their own pic & they donated £1

IT COULD SAVE THE @recovery_trust

https://t.co/R6VvFv4RTA

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

PLEASE RT: the @recovery_trust faces permanent closure.

After shutting the doors to George Street Social - Newcastle’s only recovery cafe - we have lost all income on top of already challenging funding pressures

Please share, donate or fundraise for us https://t.co/Wls1XmJKek

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

Dear Twitter

Please enjoy my new Spotify playlist ‘Cummings and Goings’

You’re most welcome xx

https://t.co/0naCbQyFYG

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

Dominic Cummings’ 2020
plans

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

1 letter @liamgallagher . Not all of them. Them’s the rules

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

New movie pitch:

National Buffoon’s Dangerous Vacation

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

Pls RT: My Mental Health book is currently no. 15 in the Kindle mental health category.

Make my Monday birthday and break it into the top 10. Just 99p

Aww go on......🥳💃🏻 it’s a giggle and it’s from a charitable publisher.

#WritingCommunity #amwriting

https://t.co/KmPTgrRPe0

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

Pls RT: It's my birthday on Monday & you know what would make me SO HAPPY? If y'all helped me climb the Amazon ranks by buying a copy of my mental health e-book for 99p

(To go all X-Factor on you I got made redundant during lockdown & EVERY LITTLE HELPS) https://t.co/zgroWyc2xC

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

I think I’ve interpreted it. This is what we should be doing...

#StayAlert
#ControlTheVirus
#SaveLives

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

If you could pick one pop song to be performed by one punk or metal band what and who would it be?

I’m going for Wired for Sound by Foo Fighters

[Dennis The Cat @DennisTheCat7]

Seriously beginning to get human exposure fatigue #UKlockdown

[Dennis The Cat @DennisTheCat7]

Today I attended one client meeting and one board meeting.

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

All I’m saying is that he doesn’t wear white socks ok.

Part 2 of ‘Otherly Love’ written by @Briact and performed by my talented other half @ChrisConnel.

See @ClubCoronavirus to watch all three monologues.

I feel slightly nauseous now...🤣

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

8 LOCKDOWN HACKS FOR THE SOUL

1. Mindfulness with Uncle Ben

Stand in the kitchen, take the packet between two hands and separate every. single. grain. Microwave for 2 minutes.

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

5 anxiety stereotypes that need to be stuffed in a pinata and smashed to smithereens already.

Thread 👇

[Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth @LucyENichol]

Pls RT: My book is currently on sale at the approximate price of around about £8.39 or thereabouts.

Help a struggling author. Bag a read of a book on mental health and improve mine at the same time. Here’s what some of those famouses said about it (pic)

https://t.co/yRElItLZrk