Dennis Walker

“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!” -Mugatu

[Dennis Walker @DennisWalkerJr]

So basically, fuck. Everything that can go wrong right now is.

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@eScarry @MZHemingway A1 on a western omelette.

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Since baseball is back here is my dog celebrating the @Phillies WS appearance in 2022. (Ignore the mess, I was trying to get some stuff removed we don’t need in our storage unit anymore)

[Dennis Walker @DennisWalkerJr]

False

[BARRYLONGLiiVE @barrylongii]

True or False: You’d rather cut grass in 100° than shovel snow in 8°.

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@AngelJawed @TMIWITW I am actually down 14 pounds in about a month. I have been very good about cutting down on sugars and snacking.

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@WaltzingMtilda I prefer a coor’s banquet over the light, but I’d rather have coor’s light over bud light or miller light

[Dennis Walker @DennisWalkerJr]

@TMIWITW I’m in. Losing 80 lbs immediately sounds like a win.

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@QiwiGames @JoshuaAtLarge The dragonfruit one was my go to.

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@PolitiBunny Salisbury steak. Sloppy joes. Chili.

[Dennis Walker @DennisWalkerJr]

You have to wait 6 months for an MRI? I was able to schedule on for the next day!

[Andie @Andiecip]

@feelsdesperate I’ll take things that aren’t true for $200 Alex. MRIs don’t take 18 months to wait for. I just got booked for a non emergency mri and the wait is less than 6 months in a big city. You’ve probably never even been to Canada.

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@DeebsFLA I still have this pinned up at my cubicle.

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@madamShirls6 The first thing I would do if I got 2.5 million today would be to pay off all existint debt. The second thing would be to find a larger property to move my family to, in a lower tax area.

[Dennis Walker @DennisWalkerJr]

My oldest turned 14 today, and I think I need to teach him to shave. Kid has a mustache coming in…

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@Bee__witched The SuperBar at Wendy’s was an amazing treat in my teens because it was a meal I didn’t walk away from still hungry.

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Hey @cvspharmacy , your store automated answering robot SUCKS and uou should get rid of it and hiring a human to answer the phone.

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@HawkEmDownChris Brian Dawkins

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Can you believe it has been NINE years since she was born?

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Pigs are not persons

[PETA UK @PETAUK]

Your 'pork' was a person.
Your 'pork' was a person.
Your 'pork' was a person.
Your 'pork' was a person.
Your 'pork' was a person.
Your 'pork' was a person.

[Dennis Walker @DennisWalkerJr]

@mattrett @HandyGingerGal @HustleBitch_ I thoughtnit was more like “they no longer get SNAP and need to spend money to hey would use for sneakers on food instead.”