Andrew Denton

[Gaynor Hammond @HammondGaynor]

I hope Amorim knows that if his team win tonight it will only be because City have injuries and if they lose it will be because he's been overhyped and isactually not a good coach at all. Welcome to becoming the manager of Manchester United Rùben 😉❤️🇾🇪🇾🇪

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

Yeah cos this really sounds true you tool

[Nathan Johnson @inkedgeordie96]

Dan Ashworth masterclass 😂😍 #NUFC

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@andrewfeinstein Fuck off so disrespectful to those who lost their lives grow up and stop being a prick

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@OasisMania @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Bring it on down

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@tomhwilliams23 Mark Hughes was a master at it

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@90sfootball the three R's from Brazil unbelievable players

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Which is your favourite attacking trio from these 8⃣?

(via @EmilioSansolini)

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@dapperlaughs you are spot on with everything you say on your videos mate keep them up, the clowns who support this shower of a government will be the first to moan when his dictatorship starts affecting them they are clueless and worry for our future with these type of idiots!

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

The replies on this video about money for the elderly blow’s my mind 😂😂🤯🤯

If you simply have an opinion on how the UK is being run now its not just frowned upon, it outright disgusts people!

I just dont get it, people actually still believe the news & the politicians, they dont think we should question anything 😂

For simply asking someone to explain how we can’t afford the winter fuel allowance when we can afford to send money abroad Ive been called far right, irrelevant, racist, thick, a cunt, bellend, someone even said I imagine Nigel Frage in a bath full of custard HA HAAAA mate that one killed me.

Yet, no one seemed to be able to make it actually make sense. Thats all I asked 🤷🏻‍♂️

Being a comedian means drawing on current affairs and public opinion, asking questions and pushing the realms of the answers with entertaining metaphors, that alone seems to enrage people.

If you need some entertainment while sitting on the toilet today have a read of the replies here, the tweet managed to attract some of the dumbest trolls & no hopers on twitter.

Have fun winding them up, I did.

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@TheUnitedLad__ Barnsley it's a cup game

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@AfcTimbo @RossKebab @FreddyMG_ @RadioX @oasis So is it about pleasing people who do not live in this country then I thought these were gigs for the British isles

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@RossKebab @AfcTimbo @FreddyMG_ @RadioX @oasis Agreed lol

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@FreddyMG_ @RadioX @oasis Yeah Coldplay are shit though would not generate this interest

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@FreddyMG_ @RadioX @oasis Yeah that is my point mate it's great for people from London but what about all the other fans across the country who will miss out

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

Hahahaha this proves you are an attention seeker has nothing to do with race or colour but your making it about that for attention!

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

Thoughts before bed. I've only ever been called "attention seeking" by white men.
Never ever had a black or brown man say that about me.

Goodnight.

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@retrofootballnw Steve Coppell

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@retrofootballnw @ManUtd @LFC @WelsbyElton Remember this game 3-1 Utd Russell Beardsmore scored a half volley for the 3rd I think just one of a number of the fledglings we thought were going to take us to glory good times

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@benonwine 100% they did and everyone who voted for them lapped it up

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

This guy is a complete weapon and no way on earth is this joker 24

[Talk @TalkTV]

After stopping the Winter Fuel allowance, columnist Charles Amos says Labour should also "take bus passes off pensioners".

James Whale: "What the flipping heck is wrong with you? Why do you hate old people?"

@THEJamesWhale @virtualash

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@TalkTV @THEJamesWhale @virtualash Who is this joker people like this guy is where the world is heading complete lunatics

[Andrew Denton @Dentonio79]

@sww77 I tried since 7:45 to log in my account and it kept doing the same to me why can't they get software that can handle this they make enough money