ColoRADo Life

Gay, stoner, retail worker, living in Denver.

[ColoRADo Life @DenverGayDude]

I accidentally did 2 shakes of steak seasoning instead of crushed red pepper flakes on top of my frozen pizza. Guess what? I'm not that mad about it after trying it! #StonerThoughts #StonerFam

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Get to see my friends tomorrow

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

REMINDER: It was a group of REPULBLICANS that sued to get Trump removed from the 2024 Colorado ballot.

[Charlie Puth @charlieputh]

Kelly Clarkson is definitely the best technical singer alive…wow what a talent.

[ColoRADo Life @DenverGayDude]

One of my greatest words of wisdom... #BaristaLife #BaristaProblems #BaristaProbs

[ColoRADo Life @DenverGayDude]

I always plan my next vacation, while I'm on vacation. The day I get back to the office, I put in my next time off request!

[Local Boy @werewolfblake]

We, as gays, are all texting the same men the same pictures/phrases/questions

[ColoRADo Life @DenverGayDude]

@katesquire I've enjoyed most places I travel, but I plan things I know I'd enjoy while I'm there. Overall, I'd probably say Nashville, unless there was a concert or event I wanted to see. I'd also say Paris. It was a disgusting city. I literally saw someone take a dump in the street there.

[ColoRADo Life @DenverGayDude]

I've been dealing with a nasty cold for days. Today, I'm starting to feel better so I'm gonna get some nutrients. I started with Screwdrivers and have moved on to Bloody Mary's. Might as well try to kill everything evil inside me. 😂😂😂

[JustinPlus @justin_moore]

throat is sore and urgent care doctor’s first question was to ask if i’ve been sucking dick🧍‍♂️

[ColoRADo Life @DenverGayDude]

Alright, I'm going to pee, get a refill on my cocktail, and then re-evaulate my choices tonight... 😂

#GayMan #GayBoyProbs #GayBoyProblems #GayManThoughts #DenverGay

[ColoRADo Life @DenverGayDude]

I can't wait to be scraping the snow off my car in the morning while I'm hungover... #ColoradoLife #ThinkingAhead #GayBoyProbs

[ColoRADo Life @DenverGayDude]

Why yes, I pull my Amex I never use out at the swanky gay bar to feel like I have some status. #HelpMeImPoor #GayBoyProbs #DenverGayinChicago

[Lawrence Chaney @ShadyLawrence]

Goodnight 💀💀💀😬

[ColoRADo Life @DenverGayDude]

@HeadySpirit Invisibility. But not for creepy reasons... 😂

[I Need A Break @RetailRants22]

Customer: I would like to return an item but I don’t have the receipt
Me: We don’t carry that
Customer: Are you sure?
Me: I’ve worked here 15 years. We have never carried that
Customer: You’re wrong!
Me: *pointing at the price tag* Maybe you should try returning it to this store

[that b*tch jigglypuff @OneAngryRainbow]

Is it possible to be both burnt out AND bored?