Denver Mortenson

I'll let you know when I think of something to put here.

[Denver Mortenson @DenverMortenson]

@MJ3_TB Awesome show

[Denver Mortenson @DenverMortenson]

Now we’ve gotta call it thoccer for 4 years

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

The White House has confirmed its official X account posted a fake image of a woman arrested in Minnesota after interrupting a service at a church where an ICE official appears to be a pastor. The White House image altered the actual photo to wrongly make it seem like the defendant was sobbing.

Asked for comment, the White House sent a link to a spokesperson’s X post that said, “Enforcement of the law will continue. The memes will continue.”

[Denver Mortenson @DenverMortenson]

Type of drunk that has you wishing you weren’t caught up on Reacher

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@chasekr8 getting a lot of questions about my “Shedeur was totally Berry’s pick not mine” press briefing already answered by my press briefing

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On Elon's twitter you get paid by how frequently people load your pictures in 4k.

[Denver Mortenson @DenverMortenson]

This is my pick for Best Picture at the Oscars

[DailyMantle @DailyMantle3]

Counting 3208 manuls for 3 hours in Spanish 🇪🇸

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@chasekr8

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@BrianJNBA Florida State 😕

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@Saucy_Jenkins I’m probably gonna end up with Nuss like second lol. Abysmal class

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Don’t love what the CVS self checkout camera is telling me about the top of my head.

[Denver Mortenson @DenverMortenson]

@mattcolumbia_ Didn't realize you were that high on Jordan Hicks

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@chasekr8 Famously healthy relationships, yeah.

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@NickTargaryen09

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@MJ3_TB The one saving grace is that I like Stroud lol. Also Bowles might get fired.

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@MJ3_TB I still like Chaad as a 3rd down back but he just doesn’t have the juice to be a difference maker getting the lion’s share of the carries.

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@bowentyler96 Should I sell high on Wander Franco

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@bowentyler96 Great outing from Tobias Myers. With Tampa needing a bulk innings eater I wonder if they’d consider trading for him, perhaps from their depth of bat-first infield prospects. Someone like Junior Caminero would probably get it done.

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@NickTargaryen09 I liked Beef a lot