Denzel Obamna

My fellow Americans

[Tick “Tickson” Rocchet #KFB @MrDumpNChase]

#BREAKING🚨: Leo Carlsson was spotted at Philadelphia Intl’ Airport today, a noteworthy development as the Anaheim Ducks continue weighing whether to match the Flyers’ offer sheet. Nothing official yet, but all signs point to Carlsson being a Flyer next season. #IgniteTheOrange

[Denzel Obamna @Denzel_Obamna]

Quincy Promes.

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Alexei Lalas might get his ass kicked by Zlatan on live TV one of these days. Can I bet that on Kalshi??

[Denzel Obamna @Denzel_Obamna]

De’Aaron Fox public execution by firing squad in front of the Alamo scheduled for high noon tomorrow. Churros provided. Rifles provided.

[Denzel Obamna @Denzel_Obamna]

All them big ole women gonna be eating extra churros out of sadness tonight.

[Denzel Obamna @Denzel_Obamna]

@PsyGuy007 I like the shape of em - Jamie Carragher

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

New fantasy football punishment

Loser has to stand outside MSG in the opposing teams jersey after a Knicks loss

[Denzel Obamna @Denzel_Obamna]

Mattisse Thybulle.

[Gruden Guy @feelingniceyy]

EXCLUSIVE: Future NFL HOF Phillip Rivers does his snap count at The Catholic University of America ⚡️@BarstoolGruden @jakemalasek #jongruden #philiprivers #PhillyRiv #Snapcount #barstoolsports #chargers #colts #PhilipRivers

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

SO WET. INCREDIBLE

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

MLB Opening “night.”

On “March 25.”

Exclusively on “Netflix.”

[Denzel Obamna @Denzel_Obamna]

Netlflix. Get the fuck out of sports. Stick to making remakes of stuff other people did well. Peaky Blinders was cool tho.

[Denzel Obamna @Denzel_Obamna]

The problem with Sunday funday is Monday.

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TV’s at the urinal is peak bar ownership. Just watched the fuck out of the Tyrese Maxey and Cameron Brink New Balance commercial while pissing. #would

[Denzel Obamna @Denzel_Obamna]

Ahh yes. 6 utensils for one meal. #dontjudgetheplate #puntacana

[Denzel Obamna @Denzel_Obamna]

Hate fancy restaurants for giving me too many forks I’m overwhelmed. Just give me a fork and knife. Run the damn ball. Take the midrange. Put the ball in the gap. Forecheck backcheck.

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@lady_valor_07 Change my undies

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Really wonder whose taxes Doug Edert is doing these days.

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I wonder what Matt Mcgloin is up to.